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#1
Rap about hats.

I'll start:

I JUST BOUGHT A FEDORA, COST ME THIRTY FIVE BONES
NOW I'M A REAL EXPLORA, LIKE HENRY FUCKING JONES
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Peavey Vypyr 30


"When you look into the eyes of a man grown old,
wonder about the secrets gone untold.

When you look into the eyes of a young child,
marvel at the innocence running wild."
#3
Quote by genghisgandhi
Got my Yanks cap backwards
and my dick set swagwards


SMOOOOOTH!
PRS SE Custom 22
Peavey Vypyr 30


"When you look into the eyes of a man grown old,
wonder about the secrets gone untold.

When you look into the eyes of a young child,
marvel at the innocence running wild."
#4
No. I'm not really a fan of hats. I don't typically look good in them, so I avoid them.

Also, you're from West Chester. Better than Chester I suppose.
#5
Uh


Yeah


Its yo boy


StewieSwan


Title track


yo


hats is dope


jump some rope


yeah...


uh...


hats is dope


___

I stole that from Lil Wayne
Check out my band Disturbed
#7
Quote by daytripper75
No. I'm not really a fan of hats. I don't typically look good in them, so I avoid them.


Same
#9
Quote by daytripper75
No. I'm not really a fan of hats. I don't typically look good in them, so I avoid them.

Also, you're from West Chester. Better than Chester I suppose.


Lancaster eh? GO FARM SOME SHIT!

Also Mr. Swan, you shouldn't steal. I could tell that was a professional rhyme.
PRS SE Custom 22
Peavey Vypyr 30


"When you look into the eyes of a man grown old,
wonder about the secrets gone untold.

When you look into the eyes of a young child,
marvel at the innocence running wild."
#10
Quote by genghisgandhi
Got my Yanks cap backwards
and my dick set swagwards

Genghisgandhi just won.
And he took out all the fun
Spittin the best rhyme under the sun
Y'all won't ever top him
Take all the threads and just lock 'em
He kicked yo ass like Batman kick Gotham


I can't really think of any rhymes about hats right now. Perhaps tomorrow.
#11
I can't do hats. I wish I could though, I buy awesome caddy hats just because but I never wear them.
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#13
Don't know how I'll top that
Even with this Top Hat
One monocle but I got two eyes
Don't give shit cause I'm a bi-
cyclops that aint got no chops
'cept my bitchen mutton chops
#15
A large sombrero
Wear it fo sho
when Im wit ma ho
i just lettit go

I enjoy the shade
like I enjoy Glade
Smell will neva fade
gettin all kindsa laid
#16
I seek out my hats like a street cat seeks rats,
Advertise on trade chat, 'they'll be free with your mats.'
That's from WoW the comp game, and I'll keep sayin the same,
Don't give a damn about fame, but Hat Tycoon is my name.
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How was Confucius death metal?
You've clearly never read any Confuscius.

As I wait on the edge of the earth,
I can see the walls being torn down again
Only to be rebuilt in another name,
On a different day
#17
i wear a fez
so awesome they'll make your eyes bleed.
it makes me look smart
but i still can didn't read

or rap
#18
yo yo yo check check check it out

This hat on my head
has something to be said
the posers on tha street
can't touch mah beat
feelin kinda fly
like that ghengis guy
but my work here is done
let y'all have some fun


all i got, rapping not my thing
'09er
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#19
I don't wear hats, or fedora's; i'm ignoring em
Already have enough swag, no need for whoring some
The TS thinks he has class, he'll be transforming when
he puts on his hat, got that Topher pedophile swag
#20
Quote by Dirge Humani
Hats don't fit on my hair

Because I have really big hair

Word.



Ah, the Fred Durst method. Classic.
#23
Quote by jetfuel495
I have a hat. A RATM hat. It was black when I bought it four years ago, with a gray camo print on the front.

It's not black anymore. It's some rusty brown/orange color.


none of that rhymed, get out of here you silly moderator.
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#25
Quote by jetfuel495
It's spoken word poetry. Doesn't have to rhyme.



That's just something bad rappers say.
#34
My head's too big for most hats.
And I can't rap worth shit.
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause
#35
my lid be tight and set all proper
lookin like pointdexter with a hella copter
Ain't lookin like a dunce, ain't sittin in no corner
i'm countin fat stacks and eatin pie like little jack horner
#37
yo
hat on my head, rolly on my wrist
niggaz be jelly of the bitches on my dick

ohhhhhhhhhhh shitttttt
#38
My name is the FAaaat,
I've never bought a hat, nigga,
anytime I want one I pull out the ****in gat, nigga
these kids just love to spend their money fo they get it quicka,
I leave them cold beggin' fo that last dinna, HIT YA.

We down south, and ya GONE if ya sportin' Yankees,
I'm real sorry but a aint hearin that hanky panky,
I saw your buddy he was sayin' "check out mah swag".

...

first spray left da hoe last moments shakin',
Last edited by Fat Lard at Aug 2, 2011,
#39
When it comes to styling in hats, I much prefer an ol' Stetson
That's right kids, I'm Fred Flintstone, y'all are George Jetson

... Stetson is hard to rhyme
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#40
Stetson, I met some, kid that was, the hat son,
now ransom, I take mine, you no longer get's um.
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