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#1
What are some times when you've had to hide a boner, and it was just awkward in general.


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#2
I was interning at a morgue and got the weirdest boner watching an autopsy.


She was hot though.
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#3
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#6
I don't think I've tried hiding my boner very often. either I'm masturbating alone or drunk and taking my pants off

true story
#7
There was that time I tried to hide it in your mom. That was awkward. She said "I will not have it"
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#8
I don't understand what you guys are talking about. I display it proudly.
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#10
That time I worked as a stripper. Man was that awkward.
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#11
i use it for hanging towels and stuff
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#13
Mostly when I'm in class, and the bell goes. Then it's sometimes aweful to hide it that quickly.
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#16
i use it for hanging towels and stuff
I'm not a James Hetfield fan
My username is "hames jetfield" because "farty mriedman" sounds weird.

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#17
When I was about to have sex
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#18
i saw five guys in the gym's locker room with boners and they're all naked

it was the weirdest thing i've ever seen
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#19
Just tuck it into your waistband. It hides it, and it feels really good.

One time I nearly blew a load into my belly button.
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i saw five guys in the gym's locker room with boners and they're all naked

it was the weirdest thing i've ever seen


Let me guess what happened next.

It was your history teacher, so you went up and spit in his face and rubbed his nipple.
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#21
when i play guitar at my gigs it reminds me of when my girlfriend rubs up against me and i cant help it 0_o
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#22
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Let me guess what happened next.

It was your history teacher, so you went up and spit in his face and rubbed his nipple.


why'd you have to bring that up?

i was having the best day
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#23
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Just tuck it into your waistband. It hides it, and it feels really good.

One time I nearly blew a load into my belly button.


The ****?
Sometimes it hurts if it's too tight and/or rubbing it the wrong way.
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#25
Never be ashamed of your boners!
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Just tuck it into your waistband. It hides it, and it feels really good.

One time I nearly blew a load into my belly button.


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#30
I had a hotel suite with my friend, his parents, and his sister last month, so we were kinda cramped together a little bit. My I slept in the living room, and his sister slept in the bedroom you have to walk by to get to the bathroom.

I got off the couch one morning to go to the bathroom and just let my morning flag fly since I thought everyone was still asleep. When I walked by her door, BAM, there she is sitting up in bed. I thought maybe I had walked past her quickly enough to where she wouldn't notice, but no dice.

Later on when everyone was awake, their mom asked her how she was, and she says, "I was fine until David started walking around with his dick hanging out!"
#31
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I had a hotel suite with my friend, his parents, and his sister last month, so we were kinda cramped together a little bit. My I slept in the living room, and his sister slept in the bedroom you have to walk by to get to the bathroom.

I got off the couch one morning to go to the bathroom and just let my morning flag fly since I thought everyone was still asleep. When I walked by her door, BAM, there she is sitting up in bed. I thought maybe I had walked past her quickly enough to where she wouldn't notice, but no dice.

Later on when everyone was awake, their mom asked her how she was, and she says, "I was fine until David started walking around with his dick hanging out!"
She wanted you.
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#32
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She wanted you.

She's hot but wayyyyyy too much like a sister to me.
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[quote="'-[NiL"]-']She's hot but wayyyyyy too much like a sister to me.
Ah. I see.
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#35
Can't say I haven't thought about it. But probably not gonna happen.
#37
You do know that the only one who notices your boner is you, right? Until you make it all obvious and try to hide it. So, I never hide my boner, and no one else ever notices.
#38
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You do know that the only one who notices your boner is you, right? Until you make it all obvious and try to hide it. So, I never hide my boner, and no one else ever notices.



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#39
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You do know that the only one who notices your boner is you, right? Until you make it all obvious and try to hide it. So, I never hide my boner, and no one else ever notices.

If you're wearing basketball shorts, there's like no resistance. Someone's gonna see it unless you have a really small penis.
#40
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i use it for hanging towels and stuff


Is that the 3rd time you've said that?
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