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#1
About 8 years ago I made a website with a profile that when I read makes me cringe, "i like hot girlz with big boobs lollololll", that kind of thing. When I google my name the website comes up. I have no idea what my email address or password was so there's no chance of me logging back into it to delete it. It's annoying because I start my career soon and I know employers look at Facebook (my account is set to private) and will probably google my name. I'm going to look like a complete jackass.

So Pit, is there any way I can make this website disappear, or does the internet own me?
#4
Is there really anything else on the site that could suggest that it was you? Surely you can't be the only one with your name.
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#6
Date of birth is on there as well.

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Link? Someone on here can probably hack it if it's a site you made.


Lol, if I were to publish a link to a website with my name and date of birth on a forum that gets hundreds of thousands of hits a day I wouldn't have learned anything would I
#8
This is the advantage of sharing a username with a tasty meat and pastry dish.

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Silly boy, the internet is his pimp.
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#9
Get in contact with the site administrator if it's not your website. If it is your website, you very well may be screwed.
#11
You wait till your future employers google you to see what kind of person you are lol get your excuses ready
#12
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Oh dirge you hurt me so.

[shut the **** up don't you want to see the site?]


The site is so cringe it could generate 100 memes a second.
I see where this is going... hide your e-boners and help me
#13
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The site is so cringe it could generate 100 memes a second.
I see where this is going... hide your e-boners and help me
C'mon, you can show us.
#15
Link or it didn't happen.

>_>

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#17
What, you don't like boobs anymore?

Besides, you just last month made "NuggetSaurus" your username. You can't be that embarrassed by a website you made about boobs.
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#18
wait wont they see this thread about trying to delete your website also??
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#19
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Link or it didn't happen.

>_>

<_<

>_>


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#20
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wait wont they see this thread about trying to delete your website also??

No because he hasn't used his real name so why would this show up?
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#21
What, were you like 12? I'm sure they could infer that from reading it and disregard it.
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#22
Well are they gonna be able to just assume that the profile is yours? I mean you obviously aren't the only (Insert Your Name Here) on the planet.

EDIT: also you could lie and say it got hacked if they know it's yours.
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#24
100 memes a second Love it.
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Anyywayyy..

So, TS, what's ya name?


For srs: where exactly does this page show up in the results for your name? If it's one of the first results, you're probably boned. If it's further down, who knows, there are plenty of people named [your name] that like hot girlz with big boobs.
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#25
The internet has struck again

'09er
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I hate you too much to be able to answer this thread properly. You misleading swine.

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#26
I don't think anyone will bother helping you if you don't show us the site, TS.
#27
this is the kind of thing that makes me glad that my first and last name are common enough that several famous people have the same name as i do.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#29
Michael Anderson is also an astronaut and a professor in maths

I feel unworthy now
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


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#30
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this is the kind of thing that makes me glad that my first and last name are common enough that several famous people have the same name as i do.

As far as my future employers know, I play for The Broncos.
#32
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You made a website? Just stop paying the bills and they'll take it down.


Probably some geocities-esque things that hasn't died yet.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#33
As far as my employers know, I am a 73 dollar burrito.


That's not even a joke.
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#34
Make another site about how you like ugly girls with small boobs so they know you aren't shallow.
#35
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I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


Art evokes the mystery without which the world would not exist.

- Rene Magritte
#36
Become an internet celebrity so that your name has so much search results that the other website will just be diluted.
I'mCool

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#37
Ask 4chan to help you

Or

add a disclaimer note to your applications saying that you were an idiotic 12 year old who made a website glorifying boobs, and that they may encounter said website when they google your name.
#38
Quote by son_of_bodom
Ask 4chan to help you

Or

add a disclaimer note to your applications saying that you were an idiotic 12 year old who made a website glorifying boobs, and that they may encounter said website when they google your name.

That last bit will get him hired for sure
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#39
Quote by son_of_bodom
Ask 4chan to help you

Yes, because obviously, no one over there would use this against him, in any way possible.
#40
Quote by Dio10101
Well are they gonna be able to just assume that the profile is yours? I mean you obviously aren't the only (Insert Your Name Here) on the planet.

EDIT: also you could lie and say it got hacked if they know it's yours.


If I use my nickname, I am one of two people of the same name you can find on Google. If I don't count my Dad or Grandpa, I am unique in my first and last name(Richard is a family name).

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