#1
My friend sent me this a while back and i thought it was an amazing, new look on life, something that i'd never heard of before. I dunno how many people have read/heard of it before so here it is:

http://cavemancircus.com/2011/06/21/a-possibly-life-changing-story-that-you-should-drop-everything-that-you-are-doing-and-read-now/

Discuss.
#4
Read it a while ago, decently interesting.

Just going to point out you can have any possible theory on life, may seem legit or not, and it can hold true. Who the **** actually knows the meaning of life? Certainly not I.
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#5
Damn, I thought it was 42!

Nah, jusk kidding.. :P

Seriously though, that was a really cool story!
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#8
A very talented and wealthy man created life by injecting DNA into a chemically engineered cell. This is a recently new thing. That was the last piece of proof we needed to prove evolution.

A random chemical bond produced the first living cells in the early inhabitable form of our planet. From then, the cells slowly adapted to the harsh environment and formed the first primitive organisms such as bacteria. This process kept continuing from then on until today.
#9
I've definitely had this story saved for a while. I find it more fascinating with each additional read
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#10
Quote by Alkaline 64
Is it bad that in my head "God" is infact Morgan Freeman?


Damn, now I really want to re-read it with added Morgan

I visualised the "you" of the story as Keanu Reeves.
#12
Quote by Fingerboy18
A very talented and wealthy man created life by injecting DNA into a chemically engineered cell. This is a recently new thing. That was the last piece of proof we needed to prove evolution.

A random chemical bond produced the first living cells in the early inhabitable form of our planet. From then, the cells slowly adapted to the harsh environment and formed the first primitive organisms such as bacteria. This process kept continuing from then on until today.
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#13
Aaaaand here it is.
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And in response to the thingimy, i kept thinking to myself "Oh blow me."

but i guess it's a cool story, bro
#16
Quote by Zeletros
Good one, I should send this to all the stupid and ignorant me's

Yeah i think i should! Hey good job, i really do get good ideas don't i?


Wait...


we all have multiple accounts!!!!!
#17
That's interesting.... I like this theory better that I'm in a video game and none of you are real.
#18
...so, when i'm masturbating, i'm technically touching megan fox's vagina?


wait till i tell my friends
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#19
Quote by laid-to-waste
...so, when i'm masturbating, i'm technically touching megan fox's vagina?


wait till i tell my friends

You could also be touching your Nan's too.
#20
Quote by Basti95
Yeah i think i should! Hey good job, i really do get good ideas don't i?


Wait...


we all have multiple accounts!!!!!


*everyone gets banned*
#22
Not the stupidest thing I've ever read, but it was up there.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#23
Quote by Afroboy267
You could also be touching your Nan's too.


certainly touching your nan's
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#24
Quote by laid-to-waste
certainly touching your nan's

yeah but you're his nan.


that's fucked up right there.
Last edited by Basti95 at Aug 3, 2011,
#25
Quote by laid-to-waste
certainly touching your nan's

Whats worse is i'm touching your's! :P

Also http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wy3HKRueGjE
#26
Quote by Basti95
yeah but you're his nan.


that's fucked up right there.


yeah, but i'm also you.

and if you think about it, i'm also all of your enemies.


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#27
I read the article.

Can I read the life changing theory now?


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#28
Quote by blake1221
Take egg.

Fry egg.

Meaning of life.

Never a miscommunication.


Seriously though, that was a pretty damn good read...really enjoyed it

Thanks TS.

How did everyone else not enjoy that? It's not life changing, but it's a nice story.
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#30
I honestly don't feel like reading it right now. So i'm posting here so I can remember to do that.
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#31
Quote by ali.guitarkid7
Never a miscommunication.


Seriously though, that was a pretty damn good read...really enjoyed it

Thanks TS.

How did everyone else not enjoy that? It's not life changing, but it's a nice story.


I really liked it - I'm going to remember it and tell it to my friends when they're stoned. Minds will be blown