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If you could start your own nudist camp or colony, what would you call it and what rules would you uphold on your nudist camp?

What fun activities would be fun for your fellow nudist brethren?
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Women must be under 35.


What about the hot cougars in their 40's?
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#5
I'd call it "My Harem".

Hriday!Edit: Better still, "Hriday's Harem". Bitches love alliteration.
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#6
My only rule would be:

"No clothes allowed"
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#8
Only sexy hot bisexual lesbian women + Me and a man with a 3 inch penis so I look massive by comparison.


We would play have the sex with the women.
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What about the hot cougars in their 40's?

Things start to sag eventually.
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For every cougar there's 5 frumpy middle age house wives. It's not worth letting those in just for some cougars.


There's also a lot of saggy ugly girls younger than 35, you're going to give them an opportunity and not the 40 year olds?

Priorities man.
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There's also a lot of saggy ugly girls younger than 35, you're going to give them an opportunity and not the 40 year olds?

Priorities man.

Get rid of the age requirement and instead instate a perkiness requirement.
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The rules would be I'm the only one allowed in.


Activities would include waving my dick at the people who aren't allowed in and one man conga lines.
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The rules would be I'm the only one allowed in.


Activities would include waving my dick at the people who aren't allowed in and one man conga lines.

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#17
I used to live down the street from the first recognized and established nudist colony in the United States... went there once to ask about it.... was a little awkward... however they have their own real society, shops, diners, some restaurants, swimming pools, all that stuff.... except everybody is naked...
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The rules would be I'm the only one allowed in.


Activities would include waving my dick at the people who aren't allowed in and one man conga lines.

the only answer
#22
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This also means that 8 and 10 year olds could get in.


You say that like it's a bad thing.

Yeah, genghis, what the hell?
#23
I'd let in women under 43 and over 16. Any cougars above 43 need to have my personal permission to enter.

As founder of the colony, I am allowed to tell any women in said colony that I want to have sex with them, and they must agree. Women can ask me for sex but I have the power to say no.

Also, every day at least once I have a three/four/anyhigherthantwosome with any babes I want.

Males need my permission to enter. Once they are allowed in, they can sex any women they want except one ones I'm doing at the time.

These are going to be the rules of my house/apartment some day.
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This also means that 8 and 10 year olds could get in.



Someones gotta be molested and it ain't gonna be them old saggy hoes, so it's gonna be them.
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#25
Only rule: If you're not fertile, you're not welcome. That pretty much keeps out the women you don't want.
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Only rule: If you're not fertile, you're not welcome. That pretty much keeps out the women you don't want.


how so, are you implying that natural selection would eliminate the ugly ones?
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I'd let in women under 43 and over 16. Any cougars above 43 need to have my personal permission to enter.

As founder of the colony, I am allowed to tell any women in said colony that I want to have sex with them, and they must agree. Women can ask me for sex but I have the power to say no.

Also, every day at least once I have a three/four/anyhigherthantwosome with any babes I want.

Males need my permission to enter. Once they are allowed in, they can sex any women they want except one ones I'm doing at the time.

These are going to be the rules of my house/apartment some day.

good luck with that.
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#29
I need to personally inspect everyone before they're allowed to join.
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#30
so if you're a teenage boy in a nudist camp, what happens when you pop a boner in front of your hot english teacher?
i don't know why i feel so dry
#31
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#32
Ages 17-30
At least a C cup size
No larger than a size 14
Only women allowed minus myself
Orgys every Monday, Wednesday, Friday and Saturday nights. Other nights maximum of 3 people every sex session

I'd call it Als sexy party
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how so, are you implying that natural selection would eliminate the ugly ones?


Well it would keep out small children and old ladies. That's more what I was going for .
#34
Only women between 18 and 35 and they have send pictures before entering to make sure they aren't fatties
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#36
theyd be all hot n stuff nd theyd allweys b nakd nd all up on ma dik n stuf it wud b prity awsum nd theyd b om ma dik n jawn
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so if you're a teenage boy in a nudist camp, what happens when you pop a boner in front of your hot english teacher?


it's a compliment
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Women must be under 15.




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