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Right, so I have 2 different friends called Josh, saved into my phonebook as Josh T and Josh G. Josh G has a girlfriend that I want to fuck till she bleeds, etc. So I was going to text Josh T about how I wanted to fuck Josh G's girlfriend. What happens? I text the wrong Josh.

What are your worst text moments?
#3
i don't have any

sucks to be you
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#5
Sometimes, I don't think, and I send a text to someone I'm talking about and not the person I'm trying to text.
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#6
Waking up in the morning after being completely wasted the night before and checking your sentbox.

Oh God. So many terrible things.
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#7

That's what you get for trying to **** his girl.
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#8
I was set up on a blind date by a friend. The girl was fackin ugly as sin. Then my family turn up in the pub we were at. I made my excuses and left..I thought i texted my friend saying 'you asshole, she is a ****ing fat ugly minger' and i texted her instead.
#9
I don't send texts.
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I was set up on a blind date by a friend. The girl was fackin ugly as sin. Then my family turn up in the pub we were at. I made my excuses and left..I thought i texted my friend saying 'you asshole, she is a ****ing fat ugly minger' and i texted her instead.

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#11
I'm not even sure if my plan allows me to send text anymore. Let me check...

Yup, I can. I rarely use my phone though. So I've never had a "worst text moment."
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I was set up on a blind date by a friend. The girl was fackin ugly as sin. Then my family turn up in the pub we were at. I made my excuses and left..I thought i texted my friend saying 'you asshole, she is a ****ing fat ugly minger' and i texted her instead.


Ouch.
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#13
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Waking up in the morning after being completely wasted the night before and checking your sentbox.

Oh God. So many terrible things.


For some reason, your avatar is perfect for a post like this. lol

And I don't text enough to have embarassing things like that happen.
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#14
You say that as if sending it to the right person would have been any better.
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#15
I was with my ex, in the living room, her parents were there, I decided to wind her up by sending very explicit texts, I accidently sent one, that went into great and sexual detail, to her Dad
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#16
Wrote something like "Yeah I can't tonight, Imma be bangin the gf hard in a few minutes " and very nearly sent it to her brother instead of my other friend who was asking if I wanted to chill.


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I was set up on a blind date by a friend. The girl was fackin ugly as sin. Then my family turn up in the pub we were at. I made my excuses and left..I thought i texted my friend saying 'you asshole, she is a ****ing fat ugly minger' and i texted her instead.



Well you're just a right asshole, aren't you?

Edit: Something doesn't add up though. If it was a blind date, how did you have her number?
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Waking up in the morning after being completely wasted the night before and checking your sentbox.

Oh God. So many terrible things.

pretty much this.

the inbox is also a baaaaaad place to check.
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Wrote something like "Yeah I can't tonight, Imma be bangin the gf hard in a few minutes " and very nearly sent it to her brother instead of my other friend who was asking if I wanted to chill.

That would have been awkward...
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Waking up in the morning after being completely wasted the night before and checking your sentbox.

Oh God. So many terrible things.


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#20
I was with my ex, in the living room, I decided to wind her up by sending very explicit texts, I accidently sent one, that went into great and sexual detail, to her Dad


Ouch.....
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#21
I was with my ex, in the living room, I decided to wind her up by sending very explicit texts, I accidently sent one, that went into great and sexual detail, to her Dad


What happened then lloll?
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#22
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What happened then lloll?



It led to the most awkward casual conversation in the world We were both pretty much dieing from embarassment
#23
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Right, so I have 2 different friends called Josh, saved into my phonebook as Josh T and Josh G. Josh G has a girlfriend that I want to fuck till she bleeds, etc.

ಠ_ಠ
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I want to fuck till she bleeds

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till she bleeds

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#24
Almost sent pretty detailed texts meant for my girlfriend to my uncle instead because his name is first in my contacts :shrugs:
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#26
TS's story just seems way too dumb to believe. 1) bit of a dumb move to tell a friend that you want to bang a mutual friend's girlfriend, and 2) really wouldn't you save that timebomb for a face to face conversation rather than just a text out of nowhere?
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Waking up in the morning after being completely wasted the night before and checking your sentbox.

Oh God. So many terrible things.

this.

But I think what was even worse was when my mate accidentally resent one of my worst ones several days later when we were both having a laugh about it after I'd smoothed things over with the girl.
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#28
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TS's story just seems way too dumb to believe. 1) bit of a dumb move to tell a friend that you want to bang a mutual friend's girlfriend, and 2) really wouldn't you save that timebomb for a face to face conversation rather than just a text out of nowhere?

If his profile is correct and he was born in '96. Then it makes sense. TS is a horny 14-15 year old.
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#29
The other day I wrote a message, "Hey babe, thinking of U makes my c*ck hard, can't wait to sex U up 2night" and sent it to my 10-year-old daughter.

Imagine how embarrassing it would have been if I'd sent that to the wrong person.
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If his profile is correct and he was born in '96. Then it makes sense. TS is a horny 14-15 year old.

Correct
#31
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The other day I wrote a message, "Hey babe, thinking of U makes my c*ck hard, can't wait to sex U up 2night" and sent it to my 10-year-old daughter.

Imagine how embarrassing it would have been if I'd sent that to the wrong person.


i hear your sickipedia joke, and i raise you:


I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...

What the hell does 'ternative' mean?
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#33
Ahhh, 2 Sickipedia readers :p
I give you:
I've been sleeping with this bloke's wife and today he sent me this text:

"You go near her again and ill have you dead! Mark my words!"

To which I replied:

"8 out of 10, I'll requires an apostrophe and a capital I."
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i hear your sickipedia joke, and i raise you:


I was working late at the Carphone Warehouse last night when I received this text from my daughter:
'Dad,thespacebuttonisfaultyonthisphone.
Whenyougethomepleasegivemeanalternative.'

And as I eagerly rushed home, I couldn't help but wonder...

What the hell does 'ternative' mean?

At first I didn't get it. I re-read it again. And...
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I make music sometimes.
#35
The camera on my new mobile phone is brilliant. It even works under water.

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#36
After nearly breaking my neck on a pair of bright pink roller-skates on the stairs, I shouted at my son, "Are these yours?!"

He said, "Well, obviously they're not mine."

"Oh yeah, of course they aren't," I replied. Then laughed at him in his little wheelchair.
#37


I was bored one day, so I wrapped my friend in tinfoil, gave him a chainsaw, and put him on Robot Wars.
#38
I was up late last night partying until 6 in the morning, naked and with complete strangers.

That was one hell of an Xbox live party.
#39
My wife came home from work crying yesterday and asked me to console her.

So I hit her over the head with my Xbox.
#40
Thread derailment...

Anyway on topic, I was drunk and a female friend asked me to text her, but instead I texted my ex. It wasn't really that ackward. But it would have been [for me] had I been sober.

Yep... Pretty boring really
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