#1
ME



Bring me my presents!
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

You hail the calves as eloquently as any facade of Easter Island.

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You know it get's serious when UG's Obama tells you off.


Call me Mr. President
#2
Your presents are in another thread that I'm too lazy to look up right now.
But they're there.
Happy birthday
cat
#3
A dude so special he gets two birthday threads!
Happy birthday B-man!
'And if this clock keeps beating down, let the branded time keep playing, of all the minutes that were taken away, will your watch be waiting.'
#5
I got you:
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


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You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#6

Got you some change...
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox.
Show him a warm welcome, let's hear some applause
#10
I got you the most brutal present of them alllll!

NOOOTTTTTTHHHHHHIIIIIIIINNNNNNGGGGGGGGGG!
#13
I got you a new Social Security number. So you can stop using the number from the dead mother of one of your friends.

It's 000-00-14trillion
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#15
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#17
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That guy is possibly the biggest hipster ever.
#19


so for once, you dont have to be the one taking it from politicians. its a hitler dartboard!


happy birthday.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#21
Quote by Basti95
I bring you LOVE

I reject your love, Basti. We are to forever be enemies.
What a long strange trip it's been

Nothing to see here.

You hail the calves as eloquently as any facade of Easter Island.

Quote by Pencil Man
You know it get's serious when UG's Obama tells you off.


Call me Mr. President
#22
Quote by Nomack
I reject your love, Basti. We are to forever be enemies.

Then i bring you nuclear Armageddon