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#1
Pretty simple idea. Start a rumor about a fellow UGer. Here's an example: "I heard that Jackal58 has to sleep with a Dora the Explorer night light because he's afraid of the dark."


Pretty weak example, but you get the point. Let's cover a few ground rules, though:

1. Nothing outwardly derogatory: This is all in a joking nature, don't be a dick.
2. These are fake rumors: Don't start anything that's either true or seemingly true. Don't be a dick.
3. Don't get this thread closed by doing something dumb: We all miss YLYL. Don't be a dick.
4. Don't be a Dick: I mean you, SeveralSpecies.


I'll begin:

I heard that banjocal is horribly addicted to expired dairy products.


EDIT: inb4 butt-hurt Euros complain that I didn't spell it "Rumour."
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#2
I heard that Jackal58 has to sleep with a Dora the Explorer night light because he's afraid of the dark.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#3
I heard that JustRooster likes to make fake rumors about other UGers.
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#5
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I heard that Nosferatu Man is gay


That's not a rumour.
sometimes I see us in a cymbal splash or in the sound of a car crash
#8
The dark is afraid of me Rooster.
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#10
I heard JustRooster only uses the spelling 'rumor' to annoy people who spell it 'rumour'.
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#11
I heard that crazysam23_Atax doesn't know how to spell 'Darrell'
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#13
Mr Spock is not really a Vulcan. His ears are like that from many years as Father Murphy's altar boy.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#14
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^Whoops, no :lol: face here.


You've been here how long?
It didn't take long to realise
The safest place was not her arms, but her eyes
Where she can't see you
For her gaze, it blisters;
Grey skin to cinders
#15
I heard due_07 works for a multinational corporation.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#16
I heard that Padgea7x thinks this is a shit thread
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#18
I heard that A_bear once got arrested for stealing pic-a-nic baskets.
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#19
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Mr Spock is not really a Vulcan. His ears are like that from many years as Father Murphy's altar boy.


How dare you question my pure Vulcan lineage.
#20
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You've been here how long?


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#21
I heard that EdawMail has erectile dysfunction.

edit: I think I misunderstood.
Last edited by EdawMail at Aug 4, 2011,
#23
Quote by shredibanez24
I heard that crazysam23_Atax doesn't know how to spell 'Darrell'
I've heard that you don't know what you're talking about...
#24
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Man United have made a deal with Inter for the services of Wesley Sneijder

That's not a rumour, that's partly a fact.
#26
I heard that Masamune means football not soccer.


...
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#27
I know that Metaldud536 is a jackasses godfather.
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#28
Quote by padgea7x
I heard that Masamune means football not soccer.


...



I heard that Masamune IS soccer.
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#29
Quote by Most_Triumphant
I know that Metaldud536 is a jackasses godfather.


Then the rumour that Metaldud536 has had sex is validated as true.
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#30
Quote by JustRooster
I heard that Masamune IS soccer.

They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#32
I heard that The_Casinator's avatar is an actual picture of himself.
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#34
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I can't hear because I'm deaf.

I heard you keep several back ups of the K KOO guy on your computer.
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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

kkoo
#36
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WHAT?


I'll just sign it to you.

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You have excellent taste in literature, dear sir

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You have excellent taste in video games, good sir.

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You have terrible taste in signatures, idiotic sir.

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