#1
I was making breakfast yesterday when suddenly a man broke into my house and cooked me like toast using this toaster: [Insert link here]

Seriously though, the ad-bots are gaining some sort of intelligent humour we have yet to see. Is this the beginning of the judgement day Arnie tried to warn us of?
Last edited by FlashNinja at Aug 4, 2011,
#3
Who the hell is Arnie?
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#6
Quote by Gorelord666
Who the hell is Arnie?


John's friend.
Last edited by FlashNinja at Aug 4, 2011,
#7
What if one of us is an advanced spam bot, and after gaining the respect of everyone, advertises the shit out of something
#8
Quote by FlashNinja
Johns friend.


My bad.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#9
kensai is secretly an adbot. he's lurked all these years to gain our trust. he will one day advertise the cup holder he was destined to advertise, when the time will come.

i feel the same about most pre '11ers.
Click here to hear my BOB DYLAN (Blowing in the Wind) out right now May 2k17
#10
Quote by Weaponized
What if one of us is an advanced spam bot, and after gaining the respect of everyone, advertises the shit out of something


Well, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. I was walking to work the other day when I was assaulted by a man with a knife. Had it not been for this, I'd have never made it out alive.
#12
Quote by laid-to-waste
kensai is secretly an adbot. he's lurked all these years to gain our trust. he will one day advertise the cup holder he was destined to advertise, when the time will come.

i feel the same about most pre '11ers.

How crazy would it be if it's all true?
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
Last edited by Gorelord666 at Aug 4, 2011,
#13
Quote by Gorelord666
How crazy would it be it's all true?


...

'if'?!
Click here to hear my BOB DYLAN (Blowing in the Wind) out right now May 2k17
#14
Quote by Weaponized
What if one of us is an advanced spam bot, and after gaining the respect of everyone, advertises the shit out of something
You're onto me!
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#15
Quote by laid-to-waste
...

'if'?!

Don't edit my post like that. It's not nice.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#17
Quote by Gorelord666
Don't edit my post like that. It's not nice.


holy shit

you're one of them

ruthless, remorseless, witty, you show all the signs!

what is it, what are you here to advertise?

I HAVE TONER LEAVE ME ALONE
Click here to hear my BOB DYLAN (Blowing in the Wind) out right now May 2k17
#18
Quote by laid-to-waste
holy shit

you're one of them

ruthless, remorseless, witty, you show all the signs!

what is it, what are you here to advertise?

I HAVE TONER LEAVE ME ALONE

If I was an ad-bot then I'd be pretty bad at it. As I didn't even know...
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#19
Quote by KTFM
Bit late, bro...
Cool.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#20
Quote by laid-to-waste
holy shit

you're one of them

ruthless, remorseless, witty, you show all the signs!

what is it, what are you here to advertise?

I HAVE TONER LEAVE ME ALONE


Here, use www.holyshitwhata****ingsteal.com to fend him off!

@Gorelord, good job team!
#21
Quote by Gorelord666
If I was an ad-bot then I'd be pretty bad at it. As I didn't even know...



holy shit


you are one


i need some air


Quote by madbasslover
Here, use www.holyshitwhata****ingsteal.com to fend him off!

@Gorelord, good job team!


aah!

everyone i ever loved!
Click here to hear my BOB DYLAN (Blowing in the Wind) out right now May 2k17
#22
Quote by element4433
You're onto me!

Hah! Got you now! I've reported you, you sick motherfucker!
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#23
Quote by laid-to-waste
holy shit

you are one

i need some air

aah!

everyone i ever loved!

Look at me.
Look at yourself.
Now back at me.
These aren't the droids you're looking for.
Now think about that.
Think about it long and hard.
Quote by madbasslover
Here, use www.holyshitwhata****ingsteal.com to fend him off!

@Gorelord, good job team!


No problem mate.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#24
Quote by dann_blood
Hah! Got you now! I've reported you, you sick motherfucker!
Then I better act fast! (and so should you)

Buy this and women will get you drunkyqut.four.uip

Facelift the bar!
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#25
Quote by element4433
Then I better act fast!

Buy this and women will get you drunkyqut.four.uip

Facelift the bar!


OHMYGODHEACTUALLYADVERTISEDSOMETHINGVAGINADENTATAITSREAL!

EDIT:
If no one here has seen the film Teeth, I'm about to look pret-ty silly.
#26
Quote by madbasslover
OHMYGODHEACTUALLYADVERTISEDSOMETHINGVAGINADENTATAITSREAL!

EDIT:
If no one here has seen the film Teeth, I'm about to look pret-ty silly.


Why....why would....WHY WOULD YOU REMIND ME OF SUCH THINGS?

I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


Art evokes the mystery without which the world would not exist.

- Rene Magritte
#27
Sit down, don't move. I just want to ask a few questions; do remember that reaction time is a factor in this so please pay attention.

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?
#28
Quote by Everyone Dies
Sit down, don't move. I just want to ask a few questions; do remember that reaction time is a factor in this so please pay attention.

You’re in a desert walking along in the sand when all of the sudden you look down, and you see a tortoise, it’s crawling toward you. You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back. The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can’t, not without your help. But you’re not helping. Why is that?


Why are you asking me these questions? I'm not hurting the turtle!

*BESERK*
#29
Quote by element4433
Then I better act fast! (and so should you)

Buy this and women will get you drunkyqut.four.uip

Facelift the bar!

OMG all the mods ever do here is abuse their power! This is so unfair. All of you should be removed and I should be promoted to mega-admin, get rid of all your shenanigans!
Quote by Vornik
Thanks for the advice. I'm going to put it, along with your other advice, into a book, the pages of which I will then use to wipe my ass.
#30
Quote by madbasslover
Here, use www.holyshitwhata****ingsteal.com to fend him off!

@Gorelord, good job team!

good job, I have to say.
#31
Quote by madbasslover
OHMYGODHEACTUALLYADVERTISEDSOMETHINGVAGINADENTATAITSREAL!

EDIT:
If no one here has seen the film Teeth, I'm about to look pret-ty silly.

Hmmm what's that movie? Click on trailer.. Haha that's awkw-- OMFGWTFISWRONGWITHAAAAA.... Thanks for ruining my outrageously rampant sexual life. No really thanks...

In my world, the color RED doesn't exist.

The system has encountered a fatal error [1809]: 'YourOpinion' var has no set value.
#32
Quote by madbasslover
OHMYGODHEACTUALLYADVERTISEDSOMETHINGVAGINADENTATAITSREAL!

EDIT:
If no one here has seen the film Teeth, I'm about to look pret-ty silly.

I HATE YOU.
And people say my avatar is bad... At least I don't go around saying stuff about that movie... Wait a minute.. my avatar

Oh just imagine what it should look like
#33
Quote by laid-to-waste
kensai is secretly an adbot. he's lurked all these years to gain our trust. he will one day advertise the cup holder he was destined to advertise, when the time will come.

i feel the same about most pre '11ers.
Guess what? You don't get to talk shit when it's still 2011, '11er.

OT: I've reported several adbots. And clearly, Arnie was right.

Quote by dann_blood
OMG all the mods ever do here is abuse their power! This is so unfair. All of you should be removed and I should be promoted to mega-admin, get rid of all your shenanigans!

Last edited by crazysam23_Atax at Aug 5, 2011,
#34
Quote by laid-to-waste
kensai is secretly an adbot. he's lurked all these years to gain our trust. he will one day advertise the cup holder he was destined to advertise, when the time will come.

i feel the same about most pre '11ers.

That's crazy, I would never use my reputation to advertise silicup, the cup made out of silicon, meaning it lasts practically forever, feels good in your hand and holds temperatures like no other cup. Silicup, everything else is silly.
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#35
Quote by Kensai
That's crazy, I would never use my reputation to advertise silicup, the cup made out of silicon, meaning it lasts practically forever, feels good in your hand and holds temperatures like no other cup. Silicup, everything else is silly.


Hmm, I'd like to hear more of this wondrous new product! Do you have some sort of pamphlet or newsletter I may subscribe to?
Quote by richwatkinson
haha You pwned an entire website....i bow down...

TheDudeBox
#36
Anyone here deal with real-world spammers? I have a buddy who works at a medical office and random people call him about his copy machine asking for the model number and asking how much toner he wants for it. When he asks what company they're from they hang up. lol

mmmmmmhmmm

That's exactly what I've been trying to say.

Quote by munkymanmatt
brilliant
#37
Quote by HardAttack
Anyone here deal with real-world spammers? I have a buddy who works at a medical office and random people call him about his copy machine asking for the model number and asking how much toner he wants for it. When he asks what company they're from they hang up. lol