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#2
hit it with a hammer
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#5
Why did the lighter explode? Were you watching that Will it Blend? video of the lighters?
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


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#6
flash your dick to his mum
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#7
pour oli over the burn mark

I've slit the throats of clergymen and governors
Those bloated swine...
May their screams unhinge a thankless crown
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#8
You need to take a razorblade to your dick.
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#9
What you really need is a fog machine

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(that way she'll never see it)
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#13
what you really need to do is burn the rest of the carpet and tell her you redecorated and that she owes you 100 bucks for all your hard work
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#14
use a crane
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#15
get a rug dood. cover dat shit up with a rug. done
shit. or build a fort over it to buy some time
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#16
Wow. Pit, I am dissapoint. Nobody has made a joke or pun about carpet yet.
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#17
leave the house and deny deny deny. all you can do at this point.
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#19
I think she would be more mad if you pass off a shit patch to trick her than just leaving the hole there
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#20
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Wow. Pit, I am dissapoint. Nobody has made a joke or pun about carpet yet.

carpet munching
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#23
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Wow. Pit, I am dissapoint. Nobody has made a joke or pun about carpet yet.

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Giggity...

well look at that...
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#24
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Really looking forward to the aftermath of this. Don't forget to post!

i dont thnk he'll be able to use the computer for a while after she finds out
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#25
Dumb


wait for it...


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#27
stand there naked when she comes back and say,"I burned your carpet...how're you gonna punish me?"
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#28
wasn't there another thread like this?
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#30
Explain to her that this is a safety measure. The hole in the carpet is where she now kneels to suck your dick.......no carpet burn!
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#31
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What you need is a new amp.

Why does TS need a new amp? What do amps have anything to do with TS's problem? Why are you saying all this bullshit?



What TS really needs is a new fog machine...FFFSSHHHH
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My username is "hames jetfield" because "farty mriedman" sounds weird.

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#32
Ummm confess the truth and stop being liars? Save up some money together and buy her a new carpet?


Just seems like the decent thing to do...
#33
What were you using the lighter for, Ts? Smoking dope?

Try being responsible and telling his mum what you did to her carpet.
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#36
TS hasn't posted for quite sometime now. I bet his friend's mum is anally raping him.
I'm not a James Hetfield fan
My username is "hames jetfield" because "farty mriedman" sounds weird.

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#37
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TS hasn't posted for quite sometime now. I bet his friend's mum is anally raping him.


He might be busy anally raping her ??
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#38
red wine will get it out
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#39
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it looks pretty bad but we stuffed another piece of carpet in the hole. she's totally not gunna buy it.

I don't suppose you've thought of just owning up to it and apologising have you?

Y'see, owning up and apologising will get you much more respect from her than being sneaky and trying to hide it, especially if she's gonna find it anyway.

She may freak anyway, but she won't freak as much if you do the right thing.
It's a simple equasion, if you try to hide it, she has two things to freak about, the damage to the carpet and the fact that you tried to hide it from her, but if you own up, she only has one thing to freak about.
Call it 'damage limitation'.
#40
Sorry TS, but I have to say cutting a hole in the carpet and stuffing in something else is probably the worst solution I've heard so far.

That doesn't fix the carpet, it just ruins it more by cutting a hole in it...


Either admit it, OR move furniture over the hole. Simple.
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