#2
I have absolutely ZERO idea who you are, but Happy Birthday.

I got you this invisible painting of some boobs:


Enjoy!
#5
Maybe we'll recognize his avatar. Let's just wait.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#6
happy bday hombre.

I got you a forum post.

here it is
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#7
I got you the most amazing thing, but it only appears if you truly deserve it:
#9
Happy Birthday

I didn't know what to get you...


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So I got you nothing.....


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I'm sorry ok!


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I said I'm sorry!
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#10
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Who?


Why bother?

EDIT: Are Lost .gifs the new thing?
Proud owner of an Engl Thunder 50 Reverb and an Ibanez S470

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#11
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Why bother?

EDIT: Are Lost .gifs the new thing?


Could be just like using them
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#13


Happy birthday to Dan, happy birthday to Dan...

I only know you vaguely from the Muse thread anyway, but you're allowed a cake. Take it or leave it.
LOOK

Call me Neutral.
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I wonder if you get more out put if you wire a battery to your penis.
#15
I also got you a new amp.



LOOK

Call me Neutral.
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I wonder if you get more out put if you wire a battery to your penis.
#17
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I also got you a new amp.




It's a little big for a paper weight don't you think?
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


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#18
I feel bad about my gift. So in addition to the painting, I also got you a signed photo of the artist who painted it.

Hope it makes up for it!


Here it is, in all its glory. You have no idea how much this cost.
#19
Happy birthday!

Since I first saw you in the Math/Science thread, I got you a calculator.



It might seem a little boring, but it's magical.
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#20
Quote by Dan_5893
Excellent! I can burn it for warmth and share said warmth with fellow comrades!

Such is birthday in Soviet Russia.

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It's a little big for a paper weight don't you think?

I am glad that the true value of my wondrous gift is recognised.

LOOK

Call me Neutral.
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I wonder if you get more out put if you wire a battery to your penis.
#22
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I didn't get you anything. Cause this is the internet

You selfish bastard.
LOOK

Call me Neutral.
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I wonder if you get more out put if you wire a battery to your penis.
#24
Quote by Jawlytomtom
i lold

No laughing matter, you malicious git.

LOOK

Call me Neutral.
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I wonder if you get more out put if you wire a battery to your penis.
#25
Quote by Dan_5893
Cheers guys. You probably have no idea who I am.


I RECOGNIZED YOU!!!!

Happy birthday!!

I don't buy gifts.
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My ex did the same. Cheated on me and then acted like I'd given her sister a facial. Women are retarded.