#1
I get to school, you steal my lunch
My phone, my money, my bag, and my shoes
I can't say your name for legal stuff
Or something or rather
But you know I know you
You know I hate you
And so do the teachers too
But I've gotcha now
I'm ready for ya
I'm gonna do one thing
Just for you
Yep. I'm gonna do one thing . . . poison my food
Cause I'm pretty sure you eat that you

And you know you deserve it
Cause you do it to me all the time
You're mean, you're friends are cruel
In fact, I'm pretty sure you tell 'em too
And this song it's from me
You're the bully in the school yard
This song it's from me
You're the bully in the school yard

Bully in the school yard . . . alert
I'm warning everyone

When class starts, you're not there
You're wagging once again
This makes this one thing certain
I'm gonna be better then them
And you know what
My mind wanders
You're work under me
And when you do I'll do one thing
It's gonna be just for you
Yep I'm gonna do one thing for you
I'm not gonna pay you
And it's gonna be . . . just for you

And you know you deserve it
Cause you do it to me all the time
You're mean, you're friends are cruel
In fact, I'm pretty sure you tell 'em too
And this song it's from me
You're the bully in the school yard
This song it's from me
You're the bully in the school yard.

And when this song is over
I'll make a point to come after you
Cause you know I'll have to talk to ya
And explain some things too
Things like the fact that you owe me
For making you famous too
But I know that you won't pay me back
It's just in your nature

And you know what
Stuff you
You're the most selfish girl I'll ever know
I hope this song chases you
And you're friends as well
And as I've always said before
I hope that you don't have a good one
And as I've always said . . .
Bugger off you.


((In the original version, Stuff is F***, and Girl is b****. That's the cleaner version))