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#1
I swear this guy has got the world's best face, ever! Loved Jackie Chan as a kid and although he pretty much stopped making big time movies, he's still cool in my book (except that disgusting Woolworths advert - wtf was he thinking - and that Karate Kid Remake *shivers*). Who cares if Jet Li can make him have a hernia just by staring at him, if Bruce Lee haunts him in his sleep or if Sammo Hung can eat more egg rolls than him. Best face ever - I swear, his expression is always priceless and funny ever if he's looking normal.









I thought of this thread when I saw a picture of Jackie Chan being posted.



Serioustextstatement: He's done many things for the action film industry and changed it single handedly. He deserved all the accolades that he got.
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#3
He makes great fight scenes. They're like Bruce Lee meets the Three Stooges.
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#5
My friends dad always reminds me of him.
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#6
Jackie Chan is pretty awesome. He's an amazing acrobat, and he is a pretty skilled martial artist.
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#7
Jackie Chan was in a porno.

Also, Bruce Lee kicked him out a window while filming Enter the Dragon.
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#14
Jackie Chan is amazing and one of my favorite stuntmen... I MEAN ACTORS.
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#15
A lot of his older movies like Supercop and Rumble in the Bronx are classics. I watched them all the time when I was little.
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#16
I used to love to comics when I was younger. They came with those metal Talismans and cards or something.

I think I remember watching a film with in once. He was standing on top of a bus for some reason.

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I used to love to comics when I was younger. They came with those metal Talismans and cards or something.

I think I remember watching a film with in once. He was standing on top of a bus for some reason.



Y'know. "AiYa" means "Oops" or "Oh Shit" in Chinese.
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#19


THE greatest Jackie Chan Kung Fu movie ever made. The action and fighting is amazing and it's hilarious, in a good way.
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Top10 fight scenes from the same guy.
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Again, there isn't anyone that's more serious about stuny choreography than Jackie Chan. No one works harder on movies than him whilst taking a beating from his own damn doing!
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#25
Thank you Jackie Chan for your hundred years of karate. I love the kicks and karate moves and kicks that you make famous and if I had a father, another father I would like you to be my father because I like the way you would make me grow up.
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Thank you Jackie Chan for your hundred years of karate. I love the kicks and karate moves and kicks that you make famous and if I had a father, another father I would like you to be my father because I like the way you would make me grow up.



Kung Fu!!!! Not Karate -.-
#27
I didn't know he did his own stunts. Epic man is epic.
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#28
Jackie Chan is awesome and will always be. His goofy humor with awesome action scenes, best combo ever. He's simply one of a kind.
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Thank you Jackie Chan for your hundred years of karate. I love the kicks and karate moves and kicks that you make famous and if I had a father, another father I would like you to be my father because I like the way you would make me grow up.


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#34
Cant beat Jackie Chan, so awesome.
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#35
A world without Jackie Chan =









I hope someone is noticing something here. If not, let me carry on:







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#39
I'm more impressed that he worked with Bruce Lee than most of his movies. Even if he was just a stuntman.
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I'm more impressed that he worked with Bruce Lee than most of his movies. Even if he was just a stuntman.


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