#2
Be glad it isn't a possum, I heard they're the number one reason for a day off work in Australia.
#4
something shiny.

Edit: Seriously, my friend had a pet raccoon. it always stole shiny metal things.
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#8
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Yea but then he will need to release a coyote or something to get the mongoose out.
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Yea but then he will need to release a coyote or something to get the mongoose out.


and then you'd need a sloth bear to get the coyote out.

and then you'd need a Bengal tiger to get the sloth bear out.

and then you'd need an Indian elephant to get the tiger out.

and then you'd need a mouse to get the elephant out.

and then you'd need a cat to get the mouse out.

and then you'd need a dog to get the mouse out.

and then you'd need a mountain lion to get the dog out.

and then you'd need an moose to get the mountain lion out.

and then you'd need a Kodiak bear to get the moose out.

and then you'd need a Cape buffalo to get the bear out.

and then you'd need a crocodile to get the buffalo out.

and then you'd need a hippo to get the crocodile out.

and then you'd need a lawyer to explain to your parents and the police where you got these animals from and how you were able to pay for all of them. it's not really worth it, because lawyers are unpleasant.
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#17
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Get it something shiny. Bitchez love shiny.


take something shiny, and put it in a container. then the raccoon will grab the shiny thing, but it wouldn't be able to get its hands out without letting go, and it's not gonna let go. raccoons never let go of shiny things. this really works, assuming the container is the right size.

then you can take embarrassing photos of the raccoon with its hands stuck and tell it you will blackmail it unless it gets the **** out of your house.
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#18
no coon/black guy jokes? Im very disappointed pit
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#19
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and then you'd need a cat to get the mouse out.

and then you'd need a dog to get the mouse out.


lolwut?
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#20
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lolwut?


cats are far too lazy to do anything right. dogs are man's best friend for a reason.

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[no coon jokes?]


you want a coon joke? fine.

why did the coon get arrested? for lotoring.
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#21
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Be glad it isn't a possum, I heard they're the number one reason for a day off work in Australia.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9k0ety5Vado
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#23
, but seriously, they love Reeces Pieces dipped in jam. I saw it on a David Attenborough documentary.

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#24
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are all Americans pussy's or am I just ignorant.
id keep it, bitches love animals


clearly you have no experience with raccoons.
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#26
Quote by theogonia777
cats are far too lazy to do anything right. dogs are man's best friend for a reason.



you want a coon joke? fine.

why did the coon get arrested? for lotoring.


QFT

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#28
Kill it and make a hat out of it...
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#29
Sly Cooper is the shit.

That being said I can't help you. Lure them out? Open those doritos (mentioned above) and make a trail outside?

/stupid idea
#30
Call in the wolverines. Now that Reagan is dead and the cold war is over they have been out of work.


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#31
Well, if television has taught me anything, a Raccoon's natural enemy is this:



Which is apparently a giant, greedy, chain-smoking, pink ant-eater... or something.

EDIT: Worst-case scenario, just play this outside on loop till they leave. They LOVE this shit! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JLVe1NkQA78
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