#1
I grew up believing I was the smartest person in the world...

today I realized I wasn't

does the pit have any similar stories?
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#5
I always thought I was superior to everyone else at NASCAR Speedpark. Today I had a faster kart and lost to a twelve-year-old. Disappointment.
#6
I don't know what genii means, so evidently i'm not the smartest person in the world either.
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#7
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I don't know what genii means, so evidently i'm not the smartest person in the world either.


ironic irony
#8
"genii" is not the plural of genius (unless the use of the word "genius" in english qualifies it as a second declension latin noun).

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#12
no genies here I'm going back to sleep.
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#13
Every two years or so, I look back on myself two years prior, and think, "Man, what a fool I was two years ago. But no longer! Now I've got it all figured out!"

I think I've finally managed to break the cycle, though, as I've come to realize that I will always be an idiot.
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#14
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today I realized I wasn't


Deal with it.
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#15
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Damn, I misread that as "genie."

I was gonna be like, hell yeah, I'm totally a genie!


fuck you totally ruined my patrick "but don't genius live in a lamp" joke THANKS A LOT.
#17
Welcome to The Pit TS.
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#18
I can tell from the thread title that you're not, in multiple ways.
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#21
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ironic irony


You thought you were the smartest person and you don't even understand the concept of irony?
#22
Genius no

genie no

two geniuses no

two genies no

I have failed your test TS.
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#25
Yes.

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#29
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You thought you were the smartest person and you don't even understand the concept of irony?


I think that's the irony of it

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