#1
Today I was molested in a bus, I used this to deal with the pervert.

If you were me, how would you do?
#2
Stop using public transportation.


EDIT:

You motherfucker!
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#3
Oh another one?

What's with all the bus molesters after adbots?
Begin again in the night, let's sway again tonight.
Your arm on my shoulder, your cheek against mine.
Where can we go, when will we find that, we know.
#6
I was kissed on a bus.
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