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#4
You sound kind of annoying.
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#6
Holy shit bro hilarious this one time I totally stabbed holes in boxes in stores and kicked things and did a fire in the hole like tosh on tv he is my hero.
#8
Sounds like a fun day.

This sig is colored just to annoy the UG classic users.

Trying to think of witty things to put in my sig. Message if you have ideas.
#9
I dented my fender trying to do a drive-thru completely backwards a couple weeks ago. I got the idea from my friend's dad and thought it would be funny.

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I don't do things like that because I'm not thirteen and begging for attention.

I'd normally tell you off for that, but TS does seem really obnoxious.
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#11
I don't don't see this thread ending well.

EDIT: Whoops.
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#13
"Picking up the food you ordered in the McDonalds drivethru...then putting the vehicle in reverse and backing out of the drivethru

Going to a BurgerKing drive-thru and when asked "May I take your order?" Yelling "No **** you!" and driving off"

Depending on where you live and unless it's like 3am, you can't really do these.
#16
Cool story, bro.
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#17
Quote by Mainer
Ummm...actually, I'm 17 and he's 20 lmao

That makes it worse.
#18
grow up
Hi, Im Chris

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#19
I think you and Saint78 would be BFFs.
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#22
We used to do target practice in an old gravel pit back in the 70s when I was in high school. It was next to a set of railway tracks. One of the guys I used to hang out with used to wait for trains and shoot at the ones carrying brand new cars.
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#24
Quote by Vulcan
We used to do target practice in an old gravel pit back in the 70s when I was in high school. It was next to a set of railway tracks. One of the guys I used to hang out with used to wait for trains and shoot at the ones carrying brand new cars.

What kind of target practice?

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#26
Quote by genghisgandhi
What kind of target practice?

ಠ_ಠ


Whatever we had. We would set up man-size targets and use .22s or whatever we had. My (idiot) friend used a .303 on the targets and trains.
Various Strats
PRS SC245 (2007)
Fessenden SD-10 pedal steel
Koch Studiotone XL
Mesa Boogie Express 5:25+
1958 National lap steel
Eastman El Rey 1
#28
You guys think this is fun? Geez, get out and do something with your life.
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#29
Tonight I went into a restaurant with some friends. One of them decided to moan really loud. I decided to join in. Sounding like Lemmy. Shit got real.
#31
Quote by ChamsRock
Tonight I went into a restaurant with some friends. One of them decided to make high-pitched sex noises (moans and whatnot.) Since I can sing like Lemmy from Motorhead decently well, I decided to use his voice and join in. It was actually quite fun.


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Tonight I went into a restaurant with some friends. One of them decided to moan really loud. I decided to join in. Sounding like Lemmy. Shit got real.



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#36
[quote="'-[NiL"]-']I dented my fender trying to do a drive-thru completely backwards a couple weeks ago. I got the idea from my friend's dad and thought it would be funny.

oh no! what kind of fender was it? strat, tele, jag, etc.
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#37
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Ummm...actually, I'm 17 and he's 20 lmao

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#38
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oh no! what kind of fender was it? strat, tele, jag, etc.

Audi.
#39
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Those bloated swine...
May their screams unhinge a thankless crown
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#40
Op's ideas are all incredibly stupid. Except the last one. I do this all the time. One time Walmart had an aisle full of toy elephants. Me and my brother each took a side and ran through, setting every single one of them off. About 30 toy elephants trumpeting at once in a store full mostly of old people was fairly funny.
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