#1
Morning UG. My air mattress stsarted leaking around 2 this morning. Now I'm sacked out on the couch failing to sleep. And to think I have to go to work in a few hours. I think this calls for a whole album on the subject of leaky air mattresses. Songs will include blues, emo, metal, classic rock and cowbell shred. Who's with me?
#2
Fill the hole with your **** and fill it up
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btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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#4
Too small bro.

The hole that is.
Last edited by ameer at Aug 8, 2011,
#5
Quote by ameer
Too small bro.




Edit: Seeing as you changed your post, the above picture is aimed at your horrible spelling
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Last edited by slash_GNR666 at Aug 8, 2011,
#7
stop pissing on it.
I'm not a James Hetfield fan
My username is "hames jetfield" because "farty mriedman" sounds weird.

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#8
How did you pop it, Ts? Were you smoking dope? Patch it with some sort of adhesive.
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#10
Sleep upside down hanging from the ceiling.
Y'know, like bats. Bats are cool.
When some stranger on the internet says it is so, it must be so.
#12
The idea of a Leaky Air matress album sounds great.
Any criteria for songs when we upload?
(Length, quality, file format etc)
METAL!
#13
I'm thinking we should play most of the solos on the album with a fog machine
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LEAVE THE PASTRIES ALONE!!!
#15
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Please, dry ice is the only way man. None of this new age technical shit.


I don't know man I really dig the vintage fog machine tone
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#18
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I'm thinking we should play most of the solos on the album with a fog machine

YES


*chorus*
*bridge*
*climactic build-up*


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This man deserves my +1

+1

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#19
I read mistress instead of mattress first when I scanned the subjects.

Anyhow, the answer would have been the same: fill it!
Just because I have some strong opinions doesn't mean I agree with everything I say.
#20
Quote by ameer
...I think this calls for a whole album on the subject of leaky air mattresses. Songs will include blues, emo, metal, classic rock and cowbell shred. Who's with me?


I already have an album cover. Do you like it?


#21


This is where I lay, snoring away
It's the source of my own comfort
Everyday I have that fear, and now that day is here
This all seems to evil
Sheets were always clean
Never a wet dream
Like a kangaroo
When I bounce on you

Slept with an actress
Upon my Mattress
Slept with an actress
I love my Mattress
Mattress



Mattress of mine, stop losing your air
I'm so tired, I'm losing my hair.
Why can't you see, that I just need my sleep
I've got work in an hour, and I'm looking real sour
Mattress
Mattress
Stop losing air, I just wanna dream
Mattress
Mattress
Quote by lambofgod127
btw im in hs and im almost 18 so if u do think she was flirting with me dont say that its wrong im almost a grown man.




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Last edited by slash_GNR666 at Aug 8, 2011,