Poll: how does our creature react to the red creature?
Poll Options
View poll results: how does our creature react to the red creature?
Try to fight it
10 5%
Try to defend against it
1 1%
Try to eat it
61 31%
Try to communicate with it
11 6%
Try to Mate with it
74 38%
Try to Run
1 1%
Try to Evolve a limb
15 8%
Try to Evolve intelligence
12 6%
Try to Evolve Size/Strength
5 3%
Try to explore
4 2%
Voters: 194.
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#1
Ok heres how it works. This is our creature We will call him "yellow" for lack of a better name yet.


It is a single cell organism right now but each day I will post a poll and everyone votes on what the creature does next. It can evolve or use its environment around it to do whatever you guys can think up. The creature will also Come in contact with other creatures (sometimes these creatures will be from other forums. How those creatures react to our yellow creature will be decided by the other forum its from) and how our creature will react to it will be decided by you guys by "vote". and updated by me every day.
You will have the following options when you encounter a creature.
Try to fight it ( if it doesnt defend it will lose a limb.. if it defends it does nothing.)
Try to defend against it ( any attacks it launches do nothing )
Try to eat it (will only work if it has 0 limbs)
Try to communicate with it ( can attempt to send a message to other creature)
Try to Mate with it ( can attempt to produce offspring with creature. wont work if rival creature attacks trys to eat you or defends)
Try to Run
you will also have the following options every day
You can also choose to
Try to Evolve a limb (gains perks)
Try to Evolve intelligence (Intelligence +1 gives your creature more information about the world around it and any rival creatures it encounters for each point it has)
Try to Evolve Size/Strength (strength +1 Damages 1 limb for every point it has in strength per attack)
Try to explore (Random encounter will be RNG'd)


But be careful cause if there are other creatures around that decide to attack while your not defending or attacking your creature will be negatively effected. (getting attacked or eaten without defending vrs a monster will result in loss of limbs If your creature ever loses all its limbs it can be killed by an attack and eaten.)

Day 1. Creature name = yellow
Strength 0
Intelligence 0
limbs 0
So our little yellow blob of primordial goo was just sitting around doing goo stuff when he noticed he wasnt alone.

how does our yellow creature react to the red creature?


Night 1
The red creature has decided to use its turn and try to evolve a limb. oblivious to the lustful squiggles of its neighborly blob.

After alot of strange noises our creature has merged with the red creature unfortunately for the red cell it was too busy evolving limbs to put up a fight.
green creature now looks like this


Day 2
Strength 0
Intelligence 0
limbs1
So our little blob has a limb now. And its been sexually satisfied. But if it doesnt eat something soon IT MIGHT DIE.
Last edited by Coagulation at Aug 8, 2011,
#3
Does yellow ever die?
Also, I said it should eat it.
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Last edited by guitarxo at Aug 8, 2011,
#5
Cool idea . Eat the red thing!
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#6
yellow is killed by a space monkey and the red thing closes the thread with a huge iguana eating a cookie.

Actually, eating it sounds like a good idea
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#7
Just to warn you guys. There are other creatures at other forums out there. Better play smart. you never know if one might show up thats been getting buffed up while you guys have been running around humping shit.. to be fair. all creatures are being started tonight so everyone will have fair chance.
#8
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#9
Quote by Coagulation
Just to warn you guys. There are other creatures at other forums out there. Better play smart. you never know if one might show up thats been getting buffed up while you guys have been running around humping shit.. to be fair. all creatures are being started tonight so everyone will have fair chance.


WOAH! We have a cross forum creature competition thing going here?

Where do we sign up to make ours grow thousands of dicks, just to **** it's way through the competition?
#11


my reaction
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#16
Quote by SG_dave
WOAH! We have a cross forum creature competition thing going here?

Where do we sign up to make ours grow thousands of dicks, just to **** it's way through the competition?



I cracked up.

What our creature really needs is a fog machine, so enemies can't see it attack.


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#17
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What our creature really needs is a fog machine, so enemies can't see it attack.


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What it really needs is a religion to believe in so he can perform arbitrary practices and reap the rewards in the afterlife.
yo.

I BELIEVE
#18
anally rape it
Eat it.
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#20
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What it really needs is a religion to believe in so he can perform arbitrary practices and reap the rewards in the afterlife.


All hail blobzilla, the mighty amorphous deity!

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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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#21
Quote by Teh Traineez0rz
What it really needs is a religion to believe in so he can perform arbitrary practices and reap the rewards in the afterlife.



And crush those Blues, who think they evolved from Greens!
RIP Adam
#22
Quote by Coagulation
Just to warn you guys. There are other creatures at other forums out there. Better play smart. you never know if one might show up thats been getting buffed up while you guys have been running around humping shit.. to be fair. all creatures are being started tonight so everyone will have fair chance.

Are the actions of the red feller going to be determined by another forum? That would be awesome.
I'LL PUNCH A DONKEY IN THE STREETS OF GALWAY
#23
Is there a link to these other forums? We can scope them out and see what they're doing so we can evolve to suit the situation. And by that I mean see how many dicks we're gonna get Yellow to grow.
#24
Well, I'd mate with it if I were a yellow creature who found a red blob.
METAL!
#25
If something strange and new appears in life I always try and mate with it first, ask questions later
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#27
so there is a tie on eating and mating..... why not combine the two? Mate, Eat, Kill, Repeat
#28
Kick over its bike. It's the only way.
EDIT: Can we name it Scrambles the Death Dealer. It's a perfect Metalocalypse reference.

DOUBLE EDIT: Kill it with FIRE!


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Aug 8, 2011,
#29
I'll vote to lynch it.

##Vote Yellow blob dude
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#30
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
I'll vote to lynch it.

##Vote Yellow blob dude

Town, we just hit our first scum. Just look how Irish_Punk attacks Blob with no reason. Why would he wan't to lynch someone without proof if he was town? He's obviously scum trying to confuse the situation. LYNCH IRISH_PUNK13 NAOOOO!

##Vote Irish_Punk13


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#31
Quote by JamSessionFreak
Town, we just hit our first scum. Just look how Irish_Punk attacks Blob with no reason. Why would he wan't to lynch someone without proof if he was town? He's obviously scum trying to confuse the situation. LYNCH IRISH_PUNK13 NAOOOO!

##Vote Irish_Punk13


I see that you're defending your scum buddy.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#32
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
I see that you're defending your scum buddy.

Watch your (purdy) mouth, boy!
*read in thick redneck accent*


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
Last edited by JamSessionFreak at Aug 8, 2011,
#33
I don't get it and what drugs have you taken?
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#34
Yes. Eat.

To those saying it should try to mate...it's a single cell organism? How would it actually go about performing an act of procreation?
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#35
Quote by chaos13
To those saying it should try to mate...it's a single cell organism? How would it actually go about performing an act of procreation?

We can also dictate the actions of the organism democratically on a guitar forum. Anything is possible.
#36
Coag has come to UG to spread his wisdom of forum games across the land...

Unfortunately, you must realise that every single action the pit makes is going to involve mating with whatever it comes into contact with?
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your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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#38
Quote by IRISH_PUNK13
I see that you're defending your scum buddy.

OMGUS much? ##vote irish
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#39
Quote by ErikLensherr
OMGUS much? ##vote irish


How is it Omgus? He's the one that's trying to get attention off of the yellow blob dude, and on to me.
Quote by L2112Lif
I put a ton of my capital into SW Airlines... The next day, THE NEXT DAY these nutters fly into the WTC. What the hell? Apparently no one wanted to fly anymore, and I was like "What gives? God damnit Osama, let me win a fuggin' game!"
#40
Quote by ErikLensherr
OMGUS much? ##vote irish



You know mafia? But I haven't seen you around....

Join us.


Oh and ##Shoot: irish

Time to eliminate the godfather
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