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#1
Pit, your hungry as hell, you have almost no money to eat seeing that you've been laid off for the past three moths. You just saw someone drop a money clip with about 100 dollars in it. In all honesty, what would you do?


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#3
Take it to the post office to get it exchanged to pounds.
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#4
If you watch that person walk away and keep the money, you will never be a truly rich person.
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#5
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take enough for a meal, then reverse pickpocket the rest back


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#6
You kept the money didnt you?
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#9
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take enough for a meal, then reverse pickpocket the rest back

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OT: I'd probably take about 20 bucks. Find some cheap food, and use the rest for my "I'm poor and starving" fund.
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#11
Honestly, I'd probably keep the money if no one saw me pick it up and i could get away with it.
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#13
Eh, I dunno. My morals change with my moods, so it depends. On most days I would probably give it back, though.
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#14
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Give it back, you never know, that person might have a family of 4 and that hundred dollars was all they had for food for the next couple weeks.


This.

I'd get a shitty fast food job or something before I resorted to stealing money.
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#15
I think if its just a money clip with just cash in it, I'm likely keeping it.
But, if its a wallet with ID and credit cards etc in it, then yea I'm giving it back.
#16
if i saw him drop it id give it to the person(ive done it before same situation but with a wallet)


but if i just found it there im taking that money and eating some good food
#17
I'd keep it, because I'm a cynical prick and know if I was the one who dropped it, I'd never see it again.
#18
I'd probably give it back. Or at least most of it. If I was actually starving, I'd definitely keep enough for a meal. If I was just pretty hungry, I'd give it all back.
#19
If this person has the money to buy something as pointless as a money clip... hell yeah I'll keep the money.
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#21
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This.

I'd get a shitty fast food job or something before I resorted to stealing money.


I know exactly what you mean, it's so much easier to just steal food...
#23
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Take the money clip back to the person and then proceed to ask if said person would be grateful enough to pay me a lunch or something.

I'd do this. It would almost guarantee a yes because it would be an awkward situation if he/she said no.
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#24
I get the clip and throw it at their head. That way, its both a good and a bad thing
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#28
I keep it, and KGB send me to Siberia.

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#29
If I saw the guy drop it I'd give it back.

tr00 st0ry, though: I used to work at a movie theaters, and one time while I was sweepin' up pop corn & what not after a movie I found a $100 bill just chillin' on the ground beneath a seat. So I kept it.
#30
Keep it hostage and demand more money for it. Then when he brings the money kill him. Now you have more money and blood on your hands. Why he is bringing more money for less I cannot say, the man is a fool.
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#31
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I keep it, and KGB send me to Siberia.

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#32
im with the general idea - see him drop it, give it back..... unless that guy is black, sheit i aint never payin reparations!
#34
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Pit, your hungry as hell, you have almost no money to eat seeing that you've been laid off for the past three moths. You just saw someone drop a money clip with about 100 dollars in it. In all honesty, what would you do?


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#35
give it to him/her, no ****ing doubt

i've done it before with a lot of shit, i'm not remorseless nor a selfish rationalizing idiot
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#36
I was in a very similar situation some months back. I was walking to the shop with the £3 I had left to my name and I found 40 quid just up my road. From where it was sitting it was very obvious that the person had dropped it while getting out of their car, and I could have given it back... but I just took it and ate like a king.
#37
Give it back. But if I have starving dependents and have exhausted every possible way to feed them, that could change things.
#38
I'd probably give it back to him, but ask for enough money for a meal.
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