#3
A bunch of friends are out getting wasted and watching Mulan, Aladdin and The Lion King.

I'm not.

**** YOU, SOBRIETY.
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#4
im not sure i want to

youll just go and sell it like my gypsy uniform


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#6
Work cancelled due to rain. Pretty boring day honestly.
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#7
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Some guy picked me up on the side of the road. He was kinda weird. Tried to make out with me...


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#9
Worked at my engineering internship all day today, working all day tomorrow. Friday's my last day before I go back to college, though!
#10
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Some guy picked me up on the side of the road. He was kinda weird. Tried to make out with me...


Well according to "the book" you're supposed to give him road head as payment.
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#11
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A bunch of friends are out getting wasted and watching Mulan, Aladdin and The Lion King.

I'm not.

**** YOU, SOBRIETY.


why would you have to be drunk to hangout with them?
#12
Quote by Horsedick.MPEG
Well according to "the book" you're supposed to give him road head as payment.



He gave ME road head.


.....I mean, I wasn't gonna say no....
#13
wait today was Monday? crap.


that means I've another day to wait through before I can actually go get drunk :/
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#14
Quote by SeveralSpecies
He gave ME road head.


.....I mean, I wasn't gonna say no....


He must be a talented driver to give road head and drive at the same time.
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#15
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He must be a talented driver to give road head and drive at the same time.



Nah we were in the back of his limo.
#16
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Nah we were in the back of his limo.


is that a euphemism for anal or something?
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#18
Quote by davrockist
wait today was Monday? crap.


that means I've another day to wait through before I can actually go get drunk :/


thankfully i've got tmrw off = D
#19
It started out dark, then it got brighter and the temperature went up. Then it became darker and the temperature dropped.

OT: I went to a park and "volunteered" (hung out with other volunteers and staff) at the free lunch program. I went home, hoped on the computer, then later went to the bank. Played some Magic with my brother and am now waiting for the day to end.
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#20
Quote by ethan_hanus
Oh...so you weren't that chick I picked up...cause I drive a blue pickup truck. Thank goodness.



Dude I'm on enough E to kill an elephant, it had wheels, that's all I know.
#21
I've spent the last two days trying to figure out if I'll be getting enough money to go back to college this semester. Feelsbadman.
#23
Quote by ethan_hanus
I doubt it was you, New Jersey is a long way aways from Texas.



I rode a ****ing longhorn back to Jersey. I was THAT ****ed up. This happened, dammit!
#24
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why would you have to be drunk to hangout with them?

Well, I'd need to be drunk to hang out around one particular person while he's there drunk. Other than that, I've found it to not be as much fun being sober when everyone else is drunk off their ass. Yeah, the stories afterward are funny, but it's boring as Hell when you can't understand anything being said by anyone for 5 hours (or until everyone passes out).
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#26
yeee beer
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#27
I bought Always Sunny seasons 3 and 4


goddamn i love this show so much that i don't even
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