Poll: Cannibalism would you do it
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Mmmm Tastes Like Chicken
105 76%
I would prefer to die
33 24%
Voters: 138.
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#1
I was just watching alive. Would you eat human flesh in a survival situation.
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#2
Nope. I don't want to get mad human disease and turn into a zombie.
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#6
No.
Even if I was a Zombie; I'd be vegetarian.
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#9
Originally Posted by Nameless742
No.
Even if I was a Zombie; I'd be vegetarian.
A vegetarian zombie is a dead zombie.
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#10
Assuming this is life and death, psychological effects would blunt my morals and hunger would become my priority. Also, taking into account the fact that humans are programmed to survive for as long as possible when in difficult situations, I would do so provided I had some Reggae Reggae sauce.


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#11
I hope not.
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#12
If it's walking around making weird noises, it ain't dead
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#13
Maybe a nice wholesome Italian. I wouldn't eat an Indian person, I'd just get the shits.
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#14
I already have recipes planned for some of my friends, we've had extensive conversations as to who would be best suited for which preperation. I'm gonna' make one hell of a good stew.
#16
Why not?

Its just food, right?

Why is the fact that it is human flesh any different than it being lamb or cow?

Seems like a rather arbitrary difference to me :/
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#17
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Why not?

Its just food, right?

Why is the fact that it is human flesh any different than it being lamb or cow?

Seems like a rather arbitrary difference to me :/


Lambs and cows are farmed.
#18
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Why not?

Its just food, right?

Why is the fact that it is human flesh any different than it being lamb or cow?

Seems like a rather arbitrary difference to me :/


Eating human flesh can make you mentally ill, it's roughly the human equivalent of mad cow disease. It has something to do with the way the proteins bind together during the digestive process, but to be quite honest I don't know the science of it well enough to try explaining it.
#19
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Lambs and cows are farmed.

So are humans.
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#20
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Eating human flesh can make you mentally ill, it's roughly the human equivalent of mad cow disease. It has something to do with the way the proteins bind together during the digestive process, but to be quite honest I don't know the science of it well enough to try explaining it.

Oh ****, I thought that shit was made up in The Book of Eli.

Well now I'd only eat a person who's mentally ill. Double negatives and all that.
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#23
Lolnah. I doubt I could keep it down.
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#24
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Oh ****, I thought that shit was made up in The Book of Eli.

Well now I'd only eat a person who's mentally ill. Double negatives and all that.

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#25
wait, it's not normal to eat human flesh on a regular basis?
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#26
Quote by Dirge Humani
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prion_disease

Mad X Disease isn't caused by just eating something. The thing you're eating has to have already had it.


I thought I'd heard somewhere that eating human meat would cause malformed proteins to be created. The closest thing to documentation for it I can find is this, though:

In recent times a type of TSE called bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE) spread in cattle in an epidemic fashion. This occurred because cattle were fed the processed remains of other cattle


So I could very well be mistaken.
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#27
If I was shit out of other options, sure.
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#28
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I thought I'd heard somewhere that eating human meat would cause malformed proteins to be created. The closest thing to documentation for it I can find is this, though:


So I could very well be mistaken.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_(disease)
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#30
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Yeah, but it states in the article that it's believed to have started with the consumption of an individual with new variant Creutzfeldt-Jakobs disease, so it goes back to what Dirge said.

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That basically means that one cow randomly developed prions, and that cow was fed to other cows, which developed prions as a result, etc


Yeah. Honestly, I was probably just remembering some half-truth I heard in a movie or read in a book a long time ago that leaked into the part of my brain that holds things I know.
#32
I like pepper extracts... cause I'm just plain stupid.

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/maddog357pee.html

That's my snack.


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#33
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I like pepper extracts... cause I'm just plain stupid.

http://www.hotsauceworld.com/maddog357pee.html

That's my snack.


But forreal, pranking someone with this is partially funny and bad.


I think you're looking for the spicy foods for men thread. That or you're an adbot.
#34
No.

Although the rituals say otherwise
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#35
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I think you're looking for the spicy foods for men thread. That or you're an adbot.


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#36
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#38
Most of us have eaten our own flesh, whether we want to admit it or not.

That little annoying piece of skin on the tip of your lip, protrubing out. Feel it, its there, its always there. Go ahead. Bite it off and swallow it.

That's what its for.

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#39
I don't think I could bring myself to kill someone in order to eat them, even if they allowed it. Now if they are already dead, and it is a life/death situation...maybe.
#40
Are you kidding?
I'd eat a human for a Klondike bar.

Who knows, maybe humans taste good.
Once people realize the tastiness of humans, we'll have something to do with our dead. I mean, if they are murdered or killed in an accident... no one wants ANY meat that has died form natural causes, that's unhealthy.
We'll also know what to do with the retarded people of the world; don't keep those poor shits alive to just drool in a cup, put that ****ing thing on a bun, son!
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