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#1


AND THAT HERO IS


YOU!


THAT'S RIGHT


YOU!


YOU ARE THE HERO LONDON NEEDS


NAY


!DESERVES!


BUT BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING, BEFORE YOU LAY WASTE TO ALL THE FILTHY LAWLESS CRIMINAL SCUM YOU MUST VENTURE HERE
http://andrew.hedges.name/experiments/random/
AND ALLOW THE THE GODS OF RIGHTEOUSNESS TO BESTOW UPON YOU A NUMBER BETWEEN 1 AND 98



NOW


IT IS TIME





THE NUMBER THAT THE FATES HAVE GIVEN YOU IS NOW YOUR POWER!


YOU MUST NOW SAVE LONDON WITH YOUR NEWLY FOUND POWER AND THAT POWER ALONE.



How do you do it?
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#2
Je suis confusee


EDIT: Turns out that pic I can't see must be important, I got 65.
Last edited by Steve635z at Aug 10, 2011,
#3
Poison Emission. I'm going to poison everyone in London. I guess that would solve quite a bit of problems, even past the rioting
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#4
Can I also use my power to riot?
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#5
Pheremone manipulation?

I'm not sure what I should do with my new powers as I have no idea what they are.
#8
Quote by Punk_Ninja
Water disposal...my power is lame.

It fits you then.
Quote by Carmel
I can't believe you are whoring yourself out like that.

ಠ_ಠ
#9
Quote by Greenie_777
Pheremone manipulation?

I'm not sure what I should do with my new powers as I have no idea what they are.

I think that just means you can hypnotize chicks to make them either really really want to or really really not want to bone you. Practical.
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#11
Magnetic Manipulation.

I hate Magneto


EDIT: Decided I deserve another one, got 86. Aquaman sucks too
Last edited by Bonorly at Aug 10, 2011,
#12
Quote by lushacrous
I think that just means you can hypnotize chicks to make them either really really want to or really really not want to bone you. Practical.


In that case I will bone all the chavette rioters to keep them off the streets!
#13
Well, mine isn't going to make things better, unless I use it near the police.
33. Primal Rage
Quote by guitaro69
thanks Mighty Thor!!!!

Your throne awaits!


Put this in your sig if The Rake scared the living **** out of you.
#15
Quote by italiarlz135
66=you forgot it on the list


Well try again

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#16
Quote by italiarlz135
66=you forgot it on the list

You're the invisible man silly.

I'm 40. I can tell the history of an object by touching it. Watch out boobs here I come.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#18
Quote by ZombieCommando
If someone manipulated my pheremones, I'd feel violated.

Well, you obviously didn't inherit that from your mother.
R.I.P. M.C.A.
Tweet at me bro
lushacrous loves you
Quote by blake1221
Don't be ludicrous, lushacrous.
Quote by Gunpowder
that joke regarding your username was NOT originally posted by blake1221. That was a Gunpowder original.

I INVOKE SOPA TO SMITE YE FOR THIS FALSEHOOD.
#21
Unnecessary huge caps are unnecessary.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#23
I got Power Nulification. Which is shit.
I shall grant you three wishes.

None of which will work.


Does the above post enrage, offend or confuse you?

Good.


I like my women how I like my guitars. Curvy and like it when I finger them.
#24
Yeah, and who are you?

The lake was silent for some time. Finally it said:
"I weep for Narcissus, but I never noticed that Narcissus was beautiful. I weep because, each time he knelt beside my banks, I could see, in the depths of his eyes, my own beauty reflected."
#25
81= Stare of Terror (The ability to fill people with intense fear)

I guess I'll save London by making everyone shit bricks.
Order & Justice
Order Restored, Justice Served
#26
I got Dusting, the power to turn anything to dust by touching it. I'm going to turn everything lootable in England to dust. All the jewelry, all the gigantic TVs, they're all dust. People won't have anything to loot then. It will be a reality check for this over bloated consumerist world. Material possesions are so meaningless.
#30
Quote by Gorelord666
Unnecessary huge caps are unnecessary.



YOU APPLE FUCKING MOOSE CUNT, LONDON IS ON FIRE!




AND HUGE CAPS ARE NEVER UNNECESSARY ಠ_ಠ
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#34
82.. Probability vision. So I can see that London has gone to shit, right before it happens.
The plan was to drink until the pain over.
But what's worse, the pain or the hangover?
Who am I? I'm a titan so be expectin' a clash.
#35
Quote by Don_Humpador
But thats 25


Oh. Well I guess you don't get an ability then. You'll just have to take your chances.
#36
Quote by Don_Humpador
But thats 25


You get the powers of having no powers.


We'll call you Batman.
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#37
I got 22, but there is no 22!
Spiraling Up Through the Crack in the Sky...

...Leaving Material World Behind...


SOUNDCLOUD

GT - Elite Curbstomp
#38
Why the fat guy gotta' end up with weight manipulation? That's just rude.

I guess I'd just sit there and be a typical fat American, which would horrify the Brits into behaving, before they become like us. o.o
#39
I got 0


Which means I should sit on my sofa and watch it unfold on the telly in the comfort of my own living room.
Last edited by Duffman123 at Aug 10, 2011,
#40
62=Reactive Evolution (you rapidly evolve to deal with threats

I guess if I jumped into a fire I'd turn into water?
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