Poll: what will our blob do?
Poll Options
View poll results: what will our blob do?
attack
18 11%
defend
36 23%
mate
82 52%
Run
23 14%
Voters: 159.
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#1
Ok heres how it works. This is our creature We will call him "yellow" for lack of a better name yet.


It is a single cell organism right now but each day I will post a poll and everyone votes on what the creature does next. It can evolve or use its environment around it to do whatever you guys can think up. The creature will also Come in contact with other creatures (sometimes these creatures will be from other forums. How those creatures react to our yellow creature will be decided by the other forum its from) and how our creature will react to it will be decided by you guys by "vote". and updated by me every day.
You will have the following options when you encounter a creature.
Try to fight it ( if it doesnt defend it will lose a limb.. if it defends it does nothing.)
Try to defend against it ( any attacks it launches do nothing )
Try to eat it (will only work if it has 0 limbs)
Try to communicate with it ( can attempt to send a message to other creature)
Try to Mate with it ( can attempt to produce offspring with creature. wont work if rival creature attacks trys to eat you or defends)
Try to Run
you will also have the following options every day
You can also choose to
Try to Evolve a limb (gains perks)
Try to Evolve intelligence (Intelligence +1 gives your creature more information about the world around it and any rival creatures it encounters for each point it has)
Try to Evolve Size/Strength (strength +1 Damages 1 limb for every point it has in strength per attack)
Try to explore (Random encounter will be RNG'd)


But be careful cause if there are other creatures around that decide to attack while your not defending or attacking your creature will be negatively effected. (getting attacked or eaten without defending vrs a monster will result in loss of limbs If your creature ever loses all its limbs it can be killed by an attack and eaten.)

Day 1. Creature name = yellow
Strength 0
Intelligence 0
limbs 0
So our little yellow blob of primordial goo was just sitting around doing goo stuff when he noticed he wasnt alone.

how does our yellow creature react to the red creature?

Night 1
The red creature has decided to use its turn and try to evolve a limb. oblivious to the lustful squiggles of its neighborly blob.

After alot of strange noises our creature has merged with the red creature unfortunately for the red cell it was too busy evolving limbs to put up a fight.
yellow creature now looks like this


Day 2
Strength 0
Intelligence 0
limbs1
So our little blob has a limb now. And its been sexually satisfied. But if it doesnt eat something soon IT MIGHT DIE.

So our creature decided to explore. Its not so good at moving because it doesnt have any legs yet but after doing barrel rolls for a good 12 hours it managed to move like 10 inches away. wich is like the other side of the world in blob distance. It noticed a funny looking blob that it had never seen before standing around. It had to figure out how it was gonna react to this strange creature. The unknown blob looks somewhat dangerous perhaps our little blob should proceed with caution.

What will our blob do?
#3
What will the blob do? Well most fat people will do anything in bed.


There was too much for me to read.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#5
This is gonna be some crazy sex...
Quote by the_white_bunny
your just a simpleton that cant understand strategy apparently.

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all hail king of the penis sucking(i said balls. you said dick for some reason?) Isabiggles
#10
Defend is the only way.
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#12
If you said anything but mate, you're a communist.
"Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things."
-Douglas Adams
#13
Quote by Prototype4342
If you said anything but mate, you're a communist.



But I said mate, and I am a communist. Communist must mate for good of motherland!
#14
If you can't eat it fuck it. If you can eat it fuck it anyways.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#15
You're all idiots, the red blob is the communist. If you say mate you're a communist. I say we mate.
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#16
Quote by Jackal58
If you can't eat it fuck it. If you can eat it fuck it anyways.



I always **** first, then eat.

In fact Ima go get me a doughnut.
#17
Now that's what I call a "sexual appetite"
"Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things."
-Douglas Adams
#18
Defend , this thing will be mating harder than our yellow blob.

Must defend at all cost or we're ****ed
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#20
Quote by Kensai
You're all idiots, the red blob is the communist. If you say mate you're a communist. I say we mate.

This man knows his stuff!


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#22
Quote by Good_Lord
Must defend at all cost or we're ****ed


Isn't that the point of mating?
"Social correctness has traditionally had nothing whatever to do with reason, logic, or physics. In fact, in England it is generally considered socially incorrect to know stuff or think about things."
-Douglas Adams
#23
Quote by UntilISleep
Run, that thing looks monstrous.

If you guys say mate we will die

Then die we shall! Long live the provinces of the Pit and our glorious quest for sexual intercourse!


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#24
Guys stop humping everything you see. Im getting woozy from all the blob on blob porn I have been drawing in the last week.
#25
It's going to die.

With that said, fuck it.
When some stranger on the internet says it is so, it must be so.
#26
Quote by SG_dave
Do what a dog does.
First try to eat it.
If not fuck it.
If you can't, piss on it.

Dogs are ****ing badass.
Quote by korinaflyingv
On the come up we were listening to Grateful Dead and the music started passing through my bowel and out my arsehole as this violet stream of light. I shat music. It was beautiful.
#27
Quote by Coagulation
Guys stop humping everything you see. Im getting woozy from all the blob on blob porn I have been drawing in the last week.



We're just living vicariously through this! We're gonna make it screw til it's dead!
#28
Quote by SeveralSpecies
We're just living vicariously through this! We're gonna make it screw til it's dead!


It's a fine way to go, that it is.
When some stranger on the internet says it is so, it must be so.
#29
Why didn't you post the link to the second one in the original thread? I need to catch up now.

Anyway, I vote defend.

Edit: We also need to come up with a better name than "Yellow". How about Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis?

LOOK

Call me Neutral.
Quote by da_
I wonder if you get more out put if you wire a battery to your penis.
Last edited by NeutralFan at Aug 10, 2011,
#30
Does that thing even know how to mate? I mean, where the hell is its dick?
Sail upon the open skies
#31
Quote by angusfan16
Does that thing even know how to mate? I mean, where the hell is its dick?

Ah! I don't like you because your avatar is horrifically grotesque and you have the same name as me!

Bastard!
LOOK

Call me Neutral.
Quote by da_
I wonder if you get more out put if you wire a battery to your penis.
#32
Quote by angusfan16
Does that thing even know how to mate? I mean, where the hell is its dick?

In the red one.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#34
Quote by NeutralFan
Ah! I don't like you because your avatar is horrifically grotesque and you have the same name as me!

Bastard!





Sail upon the open skies
#35
Quote by angusfan16



LOOK

Call me Neutral.
Quote by da_
I wonder if you get more out put if you wire a battery to your penis.
#36
Quote by angusfan16
Does that thing even know how to mate? I mean, where the hell is its dick?

Ah. I see you didn't witness the glorious blob on blob action that wen't on last night. Let's just say that Yellow put his groove on and that Red's bum was a little sore after the whole ordeal.


Gozd in gora poj,
silen ženimo hrup,
uboga gmajna, le vpup, le vkup,
le vkup, le vkup z menoj,
staro pravdo v mrak tulimo,
da se pretulimo skozi to zimo
#37
Quote by Prototype4342
Isn't that the point of mating?


Our goal is to **** , and not to get ****ed.
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#38
Mate! Screw food. No one needs that anyways.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#39
Can't decide between trying to communicate and sex, so I'll say it should do both. Time to communi-mate!
#40
Seriously guys, the little guy just got laid. Now it's time to look for a sammich, and this dude does not look like a sammich.

Get our little Blob Dude out of there!
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