#1
Right guys.

You are stuck on a desert island, you have enough food and water to survive for 3-4 months. There is never any planes or boats near so rescue chances look extremely slim.

The only other person stuck with you is the most beautiful woman in the world and she is totally into you, however unfortunately she has AIDS.

So Pit, would you give up on any chance of survival and bone her? Or would you hold out on the miniscule chance that you might get off the island and make it back to civilisation?
#2
I'd do it immediately.
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#6
I'd skin a desert snake to make a condom and bone the **** out of her all day erry day.
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#7
I'd artificially inseminate her.


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#8
Well I would die in 3-4 months anyway so AIDS wouldn't hurt too much right? IF there was the tiniest chance that I would be rescued...then...oral sex is the answer I guess (Thanks for reminding me to take a looooooot of condoms with me on a trip).
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#9
Damn right I'd do her. AIDS takes about ten years to develop from HIV, so 3-4 months is worth it. Even if I get rescued, I've got a balling health insurance plan, so anti-retrovirals are covered and voila, I live a long life with a great story.
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I'd skin a desert snake to make a condom and bone the **** out of her all day erry day.


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Damn right I'd do her. AIDS takes about ten years to develop from HIV, so 3-4 months is worth it. Even if I get rescued, I've got a balling health insurance plan, so anti-retrovirals are covered and voila, I live a long life with a great story.

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#12
The correct answer is coconut radio.
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#13
Handjobs and titwanks all day every day until the food's almost gone, then sex all day every day until we die.
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Handjobs and titwanks all day every day until the food's almost gone, then sex all day every day until we die.

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#15
Nahh, Aids is a bit grim for me, if it was herpes or something then I would be down for it but not Aids, i'm classy like that.
#16
Which would be worse...dying of starvation, dehydration and dysentery..orrr...dying of starvation, dehydration and dysentery and AIDs.

Why does it have to be a desert island too? I ****ing hate sand.
#17
Easy. the food must come packaged in something. plastic packaging equals makeshift cum catcher. stick it in her.
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I'd skin a desert snake to make a condom and bone the **** out of her all day erry day.


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Damn right I'd do her. AIDS takes about ten years to develop from HIV, so 3-4 months is worth it. Even if I get rescued, I've got a balling health insurance plan, so anti-retrovirals are covered and voila, I live a long life with a great story.


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#20
Make my own condom. If it fails, I'm probably going to die anyway. During that time I'd also make some sort of boat and try to escape. I'd probably die at sea, but it'd be an adventure.

But this is a desert island, it might all just be sand/rock.
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