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Ok Pit.

In this situation every animal in the world has been shrunk/enlarged so that they are all the same size. (Human size, just to be easier)

Numbers of each animal at the start is how they are on earth right.........NOW.

Also all animals must cease reproduction for the duration of the fight. (Back-up is for cheaters.)

Technology is not allowed either, guns, nukes, spears etc. (Basically no weapons).

Stuff like bacteria and that is not allowed.

EDIT: You can suggest sub-species if you think they are being held back by inferior members.


So, in a fight to the death which species would be victorious and wipe out every other species and why?


Personally im putting my money on ants. They can take stuff out many times their size and there are freakin' loads of them.
Last edited by Steve635z at Aug 11, 2011,
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Ok Pit.

In this situation every animal in the world has been shrunk/enlarged so that they are all the same size. (Human size, just to be easier)

Numbers of each animal at the start is how they are on earth right.........NOW.

Also all animals must cease reproduction for the duration of the fight. (Back-up is for cheaters.)

Stuff like bacteria and that is not allowed.

So, in a fight to the death which species would be victorious and wipe out every other species and why?


Personally im putting my money on ants. They can take stuff out many times their size and there are freakin' loads of them.
There was some chart I read, that showed how weak ants would be at our size

brb googling

also, otters
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#4
Fleas man, you'll try and hit one and then bam, one of those fucks comes beasting down from the sky and breaks your whole face. Or sharks.

Edit: ^ Yea probably otters, they're pretty much furry sharks.

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#5
Probably bacteria. If it was equal size it would be rather formidable.
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#7
The mexicans.


Wait, do subspecies count?


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#8

You're telling me this lithe, agile, sexy motherfucker wouldn't fuck shit up were it six feet tall.
Otters are the chaotic good of the animal world.
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You're telling me this lithe, agile, sexy motherfucker wouldn't fuck shit up were it six feet tall.
Otters are the chaotic good of the animal world.

I was once forced to dispatch a half dozen of them for eating my pickerel.
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If you want to be specific sub-species can be included...


Amazed about hearing that about ants.... Always thought they would win hands down.

Hornets would be pretty good, their stinger would be like 2 feet long.
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#15
Honey Badgers would have shot. Most vicious creature on the planet, supposedly.

A human sized otter would be beast though!
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#16
That animal what bites people in the crotch.

It's officially the most aggressive mammal around, so were it bigger it would waste everyone.

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#17
Aggressive =/= the best.


Honestly a 6 foot ant would be like the scariest thing ever, try and find a picture of one from an electron microscope and post it.

I did just remember the Simpson episode with Bart dreaming about having robotic ants.


I think I have an ant fetish..
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#19
The simple fact is that if every animal were the same size, the one with the most numbers would win. . .
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#23
Wait, I retract my previous statement suggesting fleas/sharks/otters, or possibly a geneticly made hybrid of the three of them. Some sort of jumping furry shark if you will. I reckon Hyenas. Easily, those bitches can demolish a cheese platter in seconds.

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#26
Cockroaches the size of human would have massive hard shells, they are already tough as it is.
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#28
I can at least say that without the use of tool (pointy rock and a stick to make a spear) Humanity doesn't stand 5 minute agaisnt more than half of the species.

As for who win, I think those Komodo dragon may do some damage.
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#30
Stag beetle..

Also it does make you think that humans would just get totally f*cked up. I mean if I punch a dog it just gets mad. What chance will I have when it's the same size as me?!
#31
Ducks.... obviously ducks. There is no arguement, it's ducks...
#33
porcupines init.

they **** shit up.

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#35
Probably still humans... you may start with no weapons, but they will be still be resourceful enough to take some remains and make some sort of weapon. :P

Seriously though, it's a numbers game, because technology and tools are all that make people strong, so probably some sort of insect.

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Any insect at human size would

1- be crushed under their own weight
2- not be able to breathe, because insects breathe with spiracles on their abdomens. At small sizes, the volume/surface area ratio is low enough that they get enough Oxygen. Scale them up, and they will die.

This, they would need to live in an area with constant, cyclone wind speeds
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porcupines init.

they **** shit up.

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#39
What about malevolent bacteria or cancerogenous cells? Surely they'd win...?
#40
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Any insect at human size would

1- be crushed under their own weight
2- not be able to breathe, because insects breathe with spiracles on their abdomens. At small sizes, the volume/surface area ratio is low enough that they get enough Oxygen. Scale them up, and they will die.

Well I'm assuming that since they're our size something has changed. And I'm going with this:



Any insect really, since their numbers are great and they're strong, poisonous and ferocious.
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