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1. She must be quiet and unassuming

2. She must be intelligent and have a good standard of education and be able to hold a good conversation with me.

3. Good mannered in all respects. Notwithstanding this day of equality, I want her to

A) Hold the door for me - Car, particularly if she is taking me out for the night and I have dressed especially for the evening: House door, and make sure I am safely inside. By this she must not be flamboyant in her approach, so that it looks unnatural, but do this as a matter of course as it flows from her upbringing.
B) Stand up when anyone enters the room.
C) Hold the chair for me at dinner particularly when out at a restaurant.
D) Not embarrass me in front of friends, family and neighbours, e.g. talking in public

4. Offer herself as a sex object
5. Let herself be a possession i.e a car, tv, dog etc
6. Treat me as a better
8. She must trust me in all things and not be suspicious of my motives and she must be trustworthy.
9. Not assume that I will always fall in with her plans
10. Talk all matters through with me first and consider, and most of all, value my opinions, after all, she should want a marriage.
11. Not to be domineering and have the need to show all and sundry that "I am the woman, and I wear the trousers!"
12. She must respect me as a person, intellectually.
13. She must be forgiving.
14. She must be slow to anger.
15. She must love me unreservedly.
16. NO obviously fake dyed hair.
Last edited by dehollister at Aug 11, 2011,
#4
Finally, someone speaking some sense.
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#7
Oh look at the Mormon.
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#9
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Oh look at the Mormon.


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#14
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13. She must be forgiving.
14. She must be slow to anger.
15. She must love me unreservedly.



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#18
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No really though, don't all men want this?

What you really need is a golden retriever.
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#19
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for me its just

1. asian
2. cute
3. short

bonus no.4. no obviously fake dyed hair

i am 100% serious.


I'm adding this to the list
#20
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for me its just

1. asian
2. cute
3. short

bonus no.4. obviously fake dyed hair

i am 100% serious.


+1

i am also 100% serious.
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#22
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Bitch best be on her knees and her mouth shut


If her mouth is shut you're doing it wrong.
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#25
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I don't get it?

A trend that is sure to continue.
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#30
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No really though, don't all men want this?

No, just the dominant ones.
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#31
There's a lot of contradictions here...

1. She must be quiet and unassuming
2. She must be intelligent and have a good standard of education and be able to hold a good conversation with me.
Who gets a good education with enough of a stimulating mind to hold good conversations and yet will remain quiet and unassuming?

3. Good mannered in all respects. Notwithstanding this day of equality, I want her to
A) Hold the door for me - Car, particularly if she is taking me out for the night and I have dressed especially for the evening: House door, and make sure I am safely inside. By this she must not be flamboyant in her approach, so that it looks unnatural, but do this as a matter of course as it flows from her upbringing.
B) Stand up when anyone enters the room.
C) Hold the chair for me at dinner particularly when out at a restaurant.
D) Not embarrass me in front of friends, family and neighbours, e.g. talking in public
Kind of goes against the whole "educated, able to think for self" thing.

4. Offer herself as a sex object
Again, #2.

5. Let herself be a possession i.e a car, tv, dog etc
#2

9. Not assume that I will always fall in with her plans
Why would you even expect her to have plans at all considering the earlier expectations?

11. Not to be domineering and have the need to show all and sundry that "I am the woman, and I wear the trousers!"

Again, kind of a redundant avoidance if you succeed in finding the floormat that you've idealized earlier.

12. She must respect me as a person, intellectually.
It's safe to say if she talks all matters with you before doing anything, and values your opinions, and holds you to be her "better", she's gonna respect you in every way. What are you, drafting a legal contract to cover any possible loopholes?

14. She must be slow to anger.
...but still get there...

16. NO obviously fake dyed hair.
This actually makes sense.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#32
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I think you'll have a hard time finding any woman. just sayin'...


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But srsly
what the fuck is this thread?
#34
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There's a lot of contradictions here...

Who gets a good education with enough of a stimulating mind to hold good conversations and yet will remain quiet and unassuming?

Kind of goes against the whole "educated, able to think for self" thing.

Again, #2.

#2

Why would you even expect her to have plans at all considering the earlier expectations?


Again, kind of a redundant avoidance if you succeed in finding the floormat that you've idealized earlier.

It's safe to say if she talks all matters with you before doing anything, and values your opinions, and holds you to be her "better", she's gonna respect you in every way. What are you, drafting a legal contract to cover any possible loopholes?

...but still get there...

This actually makes sense.


She must be able to hold a conversation IF I initiate and want it. Obv
#36
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Look deep down inside, we all want this? do we not? It's in our nature, don't deny it.
1, 3, 5, 6, 9, and 16 I do not want.
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#38
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What you really need is a golden retriever.



EDIT: i actually thought this was a joke thread but TS if you're serious about this you might wanna get yourself checked, you sound like a serial rapist.
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#39
So you want a labrador


Edit: Beaten
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