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So me and my friends got really bored one day and had a conversation about geneology and stumbled upon some kinda crazy stuff. We decided to make an incest family tree... because we put our time to good use, and discovered some very weird things. Below is a rough draft of a really messed up family tree. The saddest thing i thought about was that randolph in this bracket spawned his own uncle. Can you break the whole thing down. The weirdest logic problem ever in a sense. Feel free to make your own if you have the weird urge to one up us in the weirdness.

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Edit:

Why did they all bang the family horse? WHY??

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Can you make this clearer? Is that possible? How do people birth a horse!?
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Can you make this clearer? Is that possible? How do people birth a horse!?



the horse isnt being birthed... its just that all the males mated with it. Why? dont ask me. and whats wrong with me??? Plain and simple. we were bored.
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Edit:

Why did they all bang the family horse? WHY??




LOL nice picture!!

also, I love how even Dalton, the great great great grandchild, bangs the horse.
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nobody... could resist the family horse. at least those who are men.
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hey TS, are you the TS in the tree?
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haha no that was the initials of a kid we dont like. but my friend did add me in as his father/nephew lol. and a horse boner as well
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Try to explain how your mother can be your sister!! And yes there's a way!!!

Your father banged a girl, then banged the girl offspring, spawning you.
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Try to explain how your mother can be your sister!! And yes there's a way!!!


Obvious: your father sleeps with his daughter and spawns you.

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There's an old song titled "I am my own grandpa" out there that gets into other depths of this perversion.
#20
Wow. So that family is from southern West Virginia/eastern Kentucky?
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You know what they say, "incest is the best put your sister to the test". -insert troll face here-
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Wow. So that family is from southern West Virginia/eastern Kentucky?



with a kid like jay paul... its very possible. but we got the name from swamp people and that took place in louisianna. so its just a southern family... i made a cleaner version. but its still incredibly difficult to decifer. good luck. and please try to make sense of this because im pretty lost myself. i wanna know the craziness i created
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#23
I'm still wanting a large picture of aforementioned image in TS's post showcasing exactly what is going on

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TS: that picture just made it worse. There's arrows everywhere.
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I'm still wanting a large picture of aforementioned image in TS's post showcasing exactly what is going on

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aw i was hoping that would help

its to show who spawned what with who. its still difficult
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#25
It was a valiant effort my fellow UGer.
Anyways, perhaps you should just start writing out who slept with who, and who their offspring are? Like such:
GPA+GMA=> Phil
Phil+Woman=>Babe
Phil+Babe=>SomeGuy
SomeGuy+Woman=>SomeoneElse
Phil+FamilyHorse=>-
Woman+FamilyHorse=>-


etc. etc.
#26
at first there was grandma and grandpa. They had 3 children, Jay Paul, Debbie Jo, and Merkle. The first child concieved by one of them was Jay Pauls child he made with his mother, whom they named randolph. Debbie Jo and Merkle (brother and sister) had a child of their own kylee. Later kylee mated with her grandfather to make timantha spawning her daughter/aunt as Randolph made his son/uncle with his grandmother, their child was t.s. So the brother & Sister/3rd cousin combo had a child, his name is robby who later mated with debbie jo and kylee. His daughter with debbie jo was dj2 (also his great aunt), and his son/uncle with kylee was lionel. Robby's two children hit it off and had a child of their own, his name was dalton.


All men had sex with the family horse.

This is all I know. if you can decipher anything else than so be it. Its a total mind effer
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at first there was grandma and grandpa. They had 3 children, Jay Paul, Debbie Jo, and Merkle. The first child concieved by one of them was Jay Pauls child he made with his mother, whom they named randolph. Debbie Jo and Merkle (brother and sister) had a child of their own kylee. Later kylee mated with her grandfather to make timantha spawning her daughter/aunt as Randolph made his son/uncle with his grandmother, their child was t.s. So the brother & Sister/3rd cousin combo had a child, his name is robby who later mated with debbie jo and kylee. His daughter with debbie jo was dj2 (also his great aunt), and his son/uncle with kylee was lionel. Robby's two children hit it off and had a child of their own, his name was dalton.


All men had sex with the family horse.

This is all I know. if you can decipher anything else than so be it. Its a total mind effer

... Should'a just left it alone. My head hurts. I'm going to gouge out my eyes or something.
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... Should'a just left it alone. My head hurts. I'm going to gouge out my eyes or something.


certainly a good logic problem if i do say so myself
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That must be a damned old horse... The what... third generation was still boning it??? Make glue out of it already!
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That must be a damned old horse... The what... third generation was still boning it??? Make glue out of it already!



im not sure if thats 3rd or 5th, but i think the family made more glue in that horse than it could ever produce alone...

do i regret saying that


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#32
Fucking a horse is not incest. It's a whole lot of other shit but it's not incest. Unless you are a horse. Mr. Ed is that you?
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There's an old song titled "I am my own grandpa" out there that gets into other depths of this perversion.


Fun Fact: I know of that song too. I heard it on a......

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I remember hearing it on the Muppet Show, it's a pretty good song, it's also really weird though.