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#1
How are we all today? What have we done with our days and/or what are we going to do with them? What are we going to do in the days to come?

Answer me y'bastards
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#2
I haven't done shit. I'm not going to do shit.

Welcome to my summer vacation.
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Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness
#4
Feeling down, because I'm going on vacation next week. There are some fights between my friends and I'm not looking forward to what it will bring when we are on an island with 25 people...
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maybe it's because of your description, or the fact that it's 1:30am here, or both, i can't stop giggling.


Sometimes girls say that too...
#5
Just floating down the lazy river.
The lake was silent for some time. Finally it said:
"I weep for Narcissus, but I never noticed that Narcissus was beautiful. I weep because, each time he knelt beside my banks, I could see, in the depths of his eyes, my own beauty reflected."
#6
Working today, party tonight, considering asking someone out in the next couple of days
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#7
I'm probably going to eat a nice handful of mush then go wander around town under the blazing hot sun. Yumyumyum.
'And if this clock keeps beating down, let the branded time keep playing, of all the minutes that were taken away, will your watch be waiting.'
#8
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Working today, party tonight, considering asking someone out in the next couple of days


When it's time to party, will you party hard? lloolllolololp;lolol
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#9
I've been staying indoors all summer and I plan to do that for the next month. And I like it that way. Also, my hair itches.
#10
Pleasantries from Ed Hunter????? My day is complete.

Bachelor party tonight. And then my day will be complete.
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#12
people will continue to exist and do things for a long long time man
If you do something right, no one will know you've done anything at all

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#13
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Pleasantries from Ed Hunter????? My day is complete.

Bachelor party tonight. And then my day will be complete.


I like to mix it up every now and then
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#14
What the fuck....


Why you so happy today Ed?


Did the misuses make you a sandwich without being asked?
#15
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What the fuck....


Why you so happy today Ed?


Did the misuses make you a sandwich without being asked?


Dunno, I'm not even drunk yet.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#16
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Dunno, I'm not even drunk yet.

Who the fuck are you and what did you do to Ed?
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#18
I've been working today, and it's been effing annoying. I also get my results soon which is depressing.

But I have Leeds Fest to look forward to
Hull City A.F.C

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#20
To actually answer the op I am going to see Nero tomorrow


you know that terrible dubstep duo


who attract all the hipsters


yeah.....


that's gonna be fun
#21
Don't worry, my good mood will fade and you'll all have got complacent so my insults will sting that bit harder than usual.
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#23
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Goodbye cruel universe
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#24
I passed my driver's license test and decided to reward myself by lazing the rest of the day instead of writing an essay that I was planning to do today.
#25
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I passed my driver's license test and decided to reward myself by lazing the rest of the day instead of writing an essay that I was planning to do today.


Congrats dude. Doing mine soon, feeling very confident. Not really.

Worked a full day today, might go out tonight if I can get over this stupid cold. Or I might just sit at home and compose piano sonatas describing my loneliness.
#26
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Congrats dude. Doing mine soon, feeling very confident. Not really.

Worked a full day today, might go out tonight if I can get over this stupid cold. Or I might just sit at home and compose piano sonatas describing my loneliness.

Thanks I was really nervous myself as well, failed it once before and wasn't really expecting to survive today either but lol I made it.

feels good man
#27
Pfft, don't be a bitch. A cold isn't being ill and even if it was the consumption of alcohol would surely cure it by killing the germs. Damn kids don't know shit thesedays.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#28
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Pfft, don't be a bitch. A cold isn't being ill and even if it was the consumption of alcohol would surely cure it by killing the germs. Damn kids don't know shit thesedays.


You'd think so, and I did too until last weekend when I tried this method and woke up the next day feeling like I died, twice. Figured I should just do the sensible thing for once and get some proper sleep.
#29
You obviously just didn't drink enough fool.
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#30
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You obviously just didn't drink enough fool.


I passed out.
#31
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Dunno, I'm not even drunk yet.

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#32
I'm going to eat a nice breakfast then go check out a potential house. After both of those I'm showing some out of area friends around a local forest.

Pretty good day.
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#33
I'm getting better I was just recovering from two weeks of straight work and partying. It's my best buddies birthday tomorrow so I think we'll start round 3 of straight partying till we run out of cash in our banks

After that you ask? Time to hit the books. Uni starts
#34
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I'm going to eat a nice breakfast then go check out a potential house. After both of those I'm showing some out of area friends around a local forest.

Pretty good day.


By local forest, I hope to God that you're actually referring to your pubes.

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Shit's wack, yo'!
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#35
I'm going to try and get a class transferred from one uni to another. Then I'm calling up my favorite teacher of all time who just so happens to also own a pizza place that's hiring. Hopefully he can hook me up.

And that's pretty much it.
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#36
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I'm going to try and get a class transferred from one uni to another. Then I'm calling up my favorite teacher of all time who just so happens to also own a pizza place that's hiring. Hopefully he can hook me up.

And that's pretty much it.


Funny that, I want a god damn pizza. If only you worked there you could get me one!
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#37
I mowed lawns all day, now I gotta pack for a trip
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#38
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I mowed lawns all day, now I gotta pack for a trip


Where to, bitch?
The DNA results show that Jeremy Kyle is a nob.


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#39
How are you today?
****ing depressed because I realize how different I am from seemingly everyone in the world.

What have you done with your day?
Play guitar and just bitch at myself

What are we going to do in the days to come?
The exact same thing
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