Poll: gotta get outta here
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just tell her to stop man. if she doesn't, just leave
16 11%
tell your parents on her and have her get sent to the psych ward
4 3%
try hitting her. that'll get her to stop
14 9%
that ****ed man, i wouldn't know what to do in that situation
13 9%
disgusting. your family sounds like a bunch of sick hillbilly ****s
8 5%
*pervert smile*
93 63%
Voters: 148.
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#1
i know what she's doing. she doesn't really want to have sex with me, she's just trying to **** my head up. walking into my room in only bras and panties and shit, hugging me from behind, whispering stuff in my ear. she is a real evil person, she likes to mess with guys, have them lust after her (it feeds her ego). why is she doing this now when i just got out of the hospital? i gotta get the **** outta here, its not healthy for me to stay here
#2
Cool story bro?
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#5
Quote by killjoy_bentley
i know what she's doing. she doesn't really want to have sex with me, she's just trying to **** my head up. walking into my room in only bras and panties and shit, hugging me from behind, whispering stuff in my ear. she is a real evil person, she likes to mess with guys, have them lust after her (it feeds her ego). why is she doing this now when i just got out of the hospital? i gotta get the **** outta here, its not healthy for me to stay here



you lucky dog, SHES TOTALLY INTO YOU. get it

EDIT: Look at my family tree analysis, your family could be like that if you go thru with it
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#8
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#9
*reported*
Fucking losers.
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#13
^ Wat
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#20
Quote by UntilISleep
I don't see how this would affect anything.


Would you want ugly chicks coming on to you? durr
#22
Quote by Weaponized
Would you want ugly chicks coming on to you? durr


but it's wincest, that's irrelevant
#23
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WinterEagle5, that's the first thing that came to my mind hahahaha.


OT: Have sex with her.

#24
Quote by UntilISleep
but it's wincest, that's irrelevant


Maybe in Alabama, but some people aren't turned on by the fact that it their sister.
#25
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Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#26
Quote by Weaponized
Maybe in Alabama, but some people aren't turned on by the fact that it their sister.


Are you taking me seriously in this kind of thread?...
#27
That was the greatest story ever hahahahaha
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#35
Quote by killjoy_bentley
i know what she's doing. she doesn't really want to have sex with me, she's just trying to **** my head up. walking into my room in only bras and panties and shit, hugging me from behind, whispering stuff in my ear. she is a real evil person, she likes to mess with guys, have them lust after her (it feeds her ego). why is she doing this now when i just got out of the hospital? i gotta get the **** outta here, its not healthy for me to stay here

If someone did this to me, I'd pin their arms down and get on top of them, and look them in the eyes like I was gonna do something.

It'll either scare the piss out of them, which would hopefully get them to stop, but it could excite them, which would scare the piss out of me.....or not...
#38
Gotta keep her guessing. Approach her in just your boxers one day, and then the next just straight up don't talk to her. When you see her, just scowl, and walk away.

Then, start leaving surprises around for her. Candy one day, dog poop the next. She'll either be totally freaked out, or awkwardly turned on.

Now, this is the moment you should strike, either physically or secsually. Its like a choose your own adventure book at this point, with both branches of the adventure ending up in hell.
#39
This is what you do.
1. Take pictures of her when she comes in your room in only her undergarments.
2. Post the pics in this thread.
3. Tell her to stop.

It's win-win-win.
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#40
Quote by stratkat
If someone did this to me, I'd pin their arms down and get on top of them, and look them in the eyes like I was gonna do something.

It'll either scare the piss out of them, which would hopefully get them to stop, but it could excite them, which would scare the piss out of me.....or not...


That is actually great advice. Play along until you either call her bluff or find out she's not bluffing.

Either way, you win.
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