#1
So my friend is trying to get a job at guitar center and asked me if they piss test. I had no idea so I'm asking the pit-monkeys. Do they?
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#8
yeah they do but i doubt the will even look at your application, i gave them mine and the never looked at it. the guy folded and put it in his pocket
#9
I'm pretty sure that every GC employee I've seen has been perma-stoned.
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#11
I got a job at the local Wendy's and they didn't make me take a urine test... Hell they hardly even looked at my application.
#12
Dude, if he's really looking for work why not just stop taking illegal drugs?

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#13
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Dude, if he's really looking for work why not just stop taking illegal drugs?


He did but he doesn't know if his piss would run clean yet
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#14
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Dude, if he's really looking for work why not just stop taking illegal drugs?

because the legal ones aren't as fun
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#16
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^who the **** is this guy

I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?
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#17
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He did but he doesn't know if his piss would run clean yet


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#18
Depends on the store manager.
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#20
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He did but he doesn't know if his piss would run clean yet

Green and white tea. And shite tons of it.

It's a diuretic, and basically it makes you piss out everything.
#21
when i got a job at best buy i had to take a urinalysis. i had smoked six days before. after gallons of cranberry juice i passed the **** out of that test. don't let anyone tell you you're ****ed
#22
Maybe. But if your friend is really worried about it, he'll probably only last 2 weeks before deciding that getting off his ass and working is just too hard for him.
#23
Thought this would be a post about commercial economics. I guess that's what hpappens when you read the pit drunk. Congratulation!
#24
Yes, most places do. I'd tell him to try somewhere else though, I'm pretty sure you're entire paycheck is based on commission. so no sales = no paycheck
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#25
OP's friend needs to be more worried about getting a new amp instead of passing a drug test
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