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#1
You're standing in a train station with your girlfriend
You're approached by a strange man
He makes small talk
You make small talk back
Things seem okay, just a curious man, right?

...

He pulls out a knife and points it at your girlfriend
You can't run or he'll cut her.

What do, Pit?

(based on thoughts I had at 3am lastnight waiting for a tram)
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#4
Get a good look of his face, small details, etc
Ask him what he wants
If he wants money give it to him
When he leaves note down all details noticed
Go to Police giving them all details

Or if he wants something else then punch him in the stomoch as hard as possible, smash his head into the wall then throw his unconcious body onto the train tracks.
#7
Destroy his face.
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#11
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#12
surprise buttsecks

that is all.
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#14
Kick him in the balls... wait, what balls? He obviously doesn't have the guts to point it at you.
#15
Gotta love SA...

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#17
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My little section's quite nice. Just anywhere outside of my bubble is a bit sub-par.

Same, I'm in the NE suburbs, my bit's alright but if you venture out you've got Elizabeth, Parafield, Salisbury and all that bullshit

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#18
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He's pointing it at her, not at me, this makes it very easy to disarm and difuse the situation


So obviously i'd push her onto the tracks for the lulz


#19
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Same, I'm in the NE suburbs, my bit's alright but if you venture out you've got Elizabeth, Parafield, Salisbury and all that bullshit

Yeah, I moved to the inner-northern area for a couple of months last year and one suburb over got into Blair Athol, just up the road was Gepps Cross... all that shit... not exactly Daveron Park, but still, a tad out of my comfort zone. I'm a sheltered child.
#20
How big is the guy?
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#21
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Yeah, I moved to the inner-northern area for a couple of months last year and one suburb over got into Blair Athol, just up the road was Gepps Cross... all that shit... not exactly Daveron Park, but still, a tad out of my comfort zone. I'm a sheltered child.

Ouch, you got Woodville, Kilkenny and all that lot nearby you from the sounds of it! Ahh good old Davoren, I want to drive through there one time to see what it's actually like. And coming to think of it, most areas in Adelaide are shiteholes eh

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#22
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Ouch, you got Woodville, Kilkenny and all that lot nearby you from the sounds of it! Ahh good old Davoren, I want to drive through there one time to see what it's actually like. And coming to think of it, most areas in Adelaide are shiteholes eh

Drive-by glare through Davoren....

Nah, where I'm at now, the worst I've got really close is Edwardstown, which isn't so bad, but it's where Hell's Angels had their SA HQ.
#23
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Drive-by glare through Davoren....

Nah, where I'm at now, the worst I've got really close is Edwardstown, which isn't so bad, but it's where Hell's Angels had their SA HQ.

During the day, of course.

Ahh not too sure what Southern suburbs are alright and that, but yea a Hell's Angels HQ probably isn't the greatest thing to have nearby you

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#24
If it was 3am and a strange guy came up to me and my ladyfriend while trying to make small talk, I'd instinctively move so they were stood either side of me. It's easier to disarm someone with a knife on you, than someone a meter away, with a knife at someone else.
#25
Seaford represent.
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#27
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Same, I'm in the NE suburbs, my bit's alright but if you venture out you've got Elizabeth, Parafield, Salisbury and all that bullshit


I'll throw my hat in that ring. I'm in Gawler, so a trip to uni is a hour long ride on the train through those suburbs.

Incidentally, I got mugged once 20 metres from my house. Had a gun pulled on me too...
Great place, nice and wholesome...

And catching the train at Elizabeth/Salisbury during the night makes me shit myself, man...
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#28
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I'll throw my hat in that ring. I'm in Gawler, so a trip to uni is a hour long ride on the train through those suburbs.

Incidentally, I got mugged once 20 metres from my house. Had a gun pulled on me too...
Great place, nice and wholesome...

And catching the train at Elizabeth/Salisbury during the night makes me shit myself, man...

Try walking through Hackam West on a Saturday night.

Trying to sneak past a street with some mates, look down it and see at least 50 shadows on the floor. Bricks were shat.
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#30
I get my mother fucking cap gun out and pretend to shoot some bitches.
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#31
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Love that this thread turned into Adelaideans bitching about their suburbs.


You mention Adelaide and we've got the same 4/5 guys every time, haha
#32
So... How 'bout those magpies eh? Eeeh!?
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#34
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Could be worse... Could be the Power.

Or the fans..
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My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
#35
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Or the fans..


I used to be a Adelaide fan, but I've gone over to Carlton now.
So, ask yourself, which is worse, a power supporter, or a Carlton supporter?
#36
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I used to be a Adelaide fan, but I've gone over to Carlton now.
So, ask yourself, which is worse, a power supporter, or a Carlton supporter?

Quote by SlackerBabbath
My ideal woman would be a grossly overweight woman who would happy go jogging, come home all sweaty and let me put my dick under her armpit while she shuffles a pack of cards.

Stay classy, pit.
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