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#1
Sup Pit.

Post some awesome hover hand shots.

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#2
Girls have cooties. Those guys know it.
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#4





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Guess who!
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#6
Keep em comin!

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And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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#8
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After seeing this image macro I made a point of avoiding hoverhands

Yea, now that I'm aware of this it makes me wonder how many times I've actually done this in my life
#9
I'd be too afraid to touch Summer Glau too. She's like, SOOOOOOOOOOOOOO hot.
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#10
Oh Santa...

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Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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#12
hoverhands.org?
Really?
Geez, some people will make a website out of anything.
How about like usedcondoms.org? (don't bother, I already checked the domain).
crushednuts.org? (which led me to this : http://www.ilxor.com/ILX/ThreadSelectedControllerServlet?boardid=40&threadid=32685 )
#13
I don't see what's so funny...

Half the time it's obvious that the photo was taken as they were putting their arms round :/
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#14
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I don't see what's so funny...

Half the time it's obvious that the photo was taken as they were putting their arms round :/

And the other half you can tell they have their forearms pressed against the female's body, just too nervous to put their hand on them.
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#15
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And the other half you can tell they have their forearms pressed against the female's body, just too nervous to put their hand on them.


Maybe for the socially awkward people of the pit... but nah... I don't think like that lol.
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#16
What wimps.
When I put my arm around a woman I go all the way and put it right on the breast.
If i'm feeling a little brave I give it a slight squeeze.

If i'm in the perfect mood, which is rarely, i'll put my hand in their pants and tell them I have a knife and will kill them if they scream or say anything.
#18
I was taking pictures with bands at warped tour and almost hover handed like twice.

I think I'm cured now
#19
Quote by VillainousLatin
I do that all the time I press my forearm on the girls body but I'm too shy to actually grab/put my hands on her....

I feel like a failure



I'm the complete opposite. I've always got my arms around someone or my hands on someone. Got me in plenty of trouble with girlfriends

Anyway

#21
Hover hands = instant virgin detector
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#26
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She probably didn't like him haha.

Also, 90% of everyone there saw some nip that night. That's just asking for it. Though they look like they would look really nice... damn.

Anyways...






Double drea-I MEAN HOVER HANDS
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Last edited by GODhimself37 at Aug 15, 2011,
#28
God Himself You ****er
You've Broken My Internet
BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

I SAY, I SAY, BEWARE THE BANANA ARMY.

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#30
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You should resize that photo. I don't like it



Dunno what you are talking about...

>_>


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You should contact them.




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I'm not one to defend Republicans, but I think he just can't hug or move his arms very close because of some type of injury or something. I think I heard something about that.

That or he has no compassion or finds Palin repulsive... but that doesn't make sense. She's retarded, but doable.
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Then God himself must be damned.


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Last edited by GODhimself37 at Aug 15, 2011,
#31
lol this shit is hilarious. i'd prob do the same thing if i actually took pics with chicks.
#32
Even I'm not as pathetic as that...

The pictures are hilarious though, keep 'em coming!
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#33
It's unfortunate that they won't allow a revival of YLYL.

Look at this.




Recently I haven't been building the collection as much, but that's a healthy dose of lulz waiting for a way out.
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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#36
No need to be a dick dude, I can delete the folder if everyone wants.



I think the wrestler is astonished that this guy is actually hover handing another guy.

If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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#38
Quote by genghisgandhi
You might as well. We all have access to 4chan just like you do.


That only comprises like 30% of the folder. And you gotta consider the amount of people who don't actually go there.

also, the YLYL threads there are horrible, it's the same stuff every damn time.



That's right. He's hover handing Miss USA.


If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
Then God himself must be damned.


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Last edited by GODhimself37 at Aug 15, 2011,
#40
Helena, if you and I met up, not only would I not hover hand you, I would try to touch you in other places.



I'll be your e-lover and r-lover
If a mortal stands before us
Strike him down with sleight of hand.
And if heaven rides against us
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