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#1
Tomorrow I'm going on a plane for the first time, and I've got an aisle seat in economy class, so I'm expecting to rely on my laptop for entertainment. The flight does have wi-fi, but I haven't decided on if I want to pay $25 for the two flights or not. Any suggestions for offline entertainment?
#2
1st world problems
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"I weep for Narcissus, but I never noticed that Narcissus was beautiful. I weep because, each time he knelt beside my banks, I could see, in the depths of his eyes, my own beauty reflected."
#4
Masturbate.


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Just take a good book. 2.5 hours isn't all that long.

What is this "book" you speak of? And 2.5 hours seems like a pretty long time to be sitting in a seat.
#10
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#13
Google disgusting diseases.

EDIT: ^ Oh shit, please don't start a religious debate.
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#15
2 and half hours of flight time is nothing. You had me thinking it was a transatlantic flight towards the other side of the world. For a flight with that short a distance, I really wouldn't bother making a big deal of it. As it's your first time, you should just enjoy the whole whole flight - bring an iPod or a magazine and spend some time looking out the window if you have a seat beside one or in the public gangway. It will go really quick and I'm a very seasoned traveller. Anything more than 6 hours on an aeroplane and I'll consider doing something more drastic but 2 and a half hours is nothing at all.
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#17
2.5 hours isn't very long, so I'd suggest simply enjoying the experience of the miracle of powered flight.
#20
2.5 is not long at all bro trust me. I've been on 12 hour flights before. If you read a book and buy a magazine in the airport and bring an ipod the flight will be over before you know it. Also if you're with JetBlue they have TVs.
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#21
masturbate furiously to yourself in the mirror of the tiny toilet, and let the knowledge that sooner or later you will be caught when a long queue forms and they break down the door make you all the more sexually aroused until you are finally caught, at which you loudly proclaim you are santa clauses evil twin, Zachary, and you are a cake in disguise.

oh, and use the word "awooble" a few times.

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#24
That's nothing lol, you can bring a gameboy and play pokemon like a boss or talk to the person next to you?

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15 from LAX to Sydney. And i still had to get from Toronto to LA... if they didn't have movies i would have lost my mind.
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#25
Yell bomb and see how long it takes for you to get arrested.
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#26
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Yell bomb and see how long it takes for you to get arrested.


Do it with a darth vader voice changer just for the lulz.
#27
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Beat OoT 3D on your 3DS.


better yet, bring an SNES, plug it into the tv screens they use for in-flight movies, and speed run Super Metroid for all to see. if there are any nerd chicks, you'll get their numbers for sure.
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#28
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Beat OoT 3D on your 3DS.

I don't know what that is, nor do I own a 3DS or any portable game system made after 2001.

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Yell bomb and see how long it takes for you to get arrested.

I'd rather yell "bong" and see if anyone mishears it as "bomb".
#29
If you do get wi-fi start praying and go on this site. Helps if you have tanned skin.

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf
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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#30
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I don't know what that is, nor do I own a 3DS or any portable game system made after 2001.


I'd rather yell "bong" and see if anyone mishears it as "bomb".



I love that movie!
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#31
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If you do get wi-fi start praying and go on this site. Helps if you have tanned skin.

http://www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf

What the **** did I just watch?

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I love that movie!

Harold and Kumar ftw. Can't wait for the 3rd movie.

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better yet, bring an SNES, plug it into the tv screens they use for in-flight movies, and speed run Super Metroid for all to see. if there are any nerd chicks, you'll get their numbers for sure.

If I owned a SNES, I'd totally do that. However, you have reminded me of emulators. Time to download a shit-ton of ROMs.
Last edited by Alex Vik at Aug 15, 2011,
#32
Quote by theogonia777
better yet, bring an SNES, plug it into the tv screens they use for in-flight movies, and speed run Super Metroid for all to see. if there are any nerd chicks, you'll get their numbers for sure.


Disregard me, THEOGONIA (not getting the name wrong this time >_> knows what he's talking about.
#33
I know it's been said multiple times but... Really? 2.5 hours and you're worried?


Read a book. Play a game on your phone. Nap. It's really not that long.
#36
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I know it's been said multiple times but... Really? 2.5 hours and you're worried?


Read a book. Play a game on your phone. Nap. It's really not that long.

My phone doesn't have games on it. However, I've decided I'm going to download and play Legend of Zelda N64 games since I never played those games as a kid.
Last edited by Alex Vik at Aug 15, 2011,
#38
2.5 hour is bearable. I'm going on an 8 hour flight on Saturday.
Can't imagine what it's like to be on a 20 hour flight, which is what Miami to New Zealand is approximately.
#39
Do what I do; charge up your iPod/media playing device the night before, plug that bitch in, and sleep/lay there with your eyes closed pretending to be asleep.

And pray to God/Allah/Buddah/Whatever your deity of choice is that it doesn't die halfway through the flight.
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#40
2.5 Hours isn't that long. Sleep. Eat, play Minecraft. That's what I did going to LA from Portland.
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