Poll: are moms these days getting hotter?
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View poll results: are moms these days getting hotter?
F*ckin' A man. its milf city around here
44 20%
Dunno what you're talking about. Most of the moms I know are flabby and sick
44 20%
Mothers dressing like their teenage daughters should be ashamed of themselves
14 6%
Yeah, I prefer older women myself
11 5%
F*ck old ass pussy man. I like 'em young
29 13%
If skittles start raining from the sky, I'm gonna grab a bag and get as much as I can
83 37%
Voters: 225.
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#1
I met my friends mom the other day and I thought it was his sister. When I used to work at costco it was milf city. tits and ass everywhere. moms walking in dressing like their teenage daughters. Is it a generational thing? are older women these days just taking better care of themselves, or is it an insecurity of getting old?

Anyone else notice the frequency of milfs has increased greatly the last 10 years or so?
#2
Perhaps 10 years ago you were too young to find women sexually attractive? I know certainly that's the case for most of the people on this forum.
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#3
Anti-wrinkle cream, hair dye, makeup and acceptance of more loose fashion is all to blame.

EDIT: Otherwise, kids are getting hornier and hornier than the previous batch due to an increase of sexual advertisement.
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#4
Rise in teenage pregnancy rate.

/Thread
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#5
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Rise in teenage pregnancy rate.

/Thread


lol

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#6
Quote by doomded
Rise in teenage pregnancy rate.

/Thread

/thread indeed. Moms aren't getting hotter, they're getting younger.
#7
Quote by MakinLattes
/thread indeed. Moms aren't getting hotter, they're getting younger.


That's a lie. Statistically moms are getting older.

That's part of the reason why Europe for example has a declining fertility rate and that's how it's been since the end of 70's or early 80's.
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#8
So, according to the poll the pit is full of paedophiles and victims of paedophiles.
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#10
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So, according to the poll the pit is full of paedophiles and victims of paedophiles.


yes that's it I'm simply the victim of a paeodeophile (or however's the newest way too spell it)
#11
You can always approximate age by looking at the neck region or around the mouth, eyes, or nose.
I've always found older women unattractive.
#14
I'm 31. There are shitloads of hot moms.
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#19
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Hey don't be like that.
If he's coming up all in here with a fresh stock of MILFs, my credit card's in my hand.

But Eric said it all really. You're older than you were years ago. So are they, therefore even if you found them attractive when you were 7, they were at least a decade younger.
#20
Where's the option for "LOL Aug 11'er making a thread/poll about milfs."?
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#21
I love skittles!

TASTE THE RAINBOW, MAN!
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#22
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Where's the option for "LOL Aug 11'er making a thread/poll about milfs."?


why are you geeks so obsessed with eachother's join dates and shit?
#23
Because stupid/slutty teenage girls are getting preggo at a younger age.
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#24
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why are you geeks so obsessed with eachother's join dates and shit?

Calm your ass, brochacho. Calling people "geeks" isn't gonna get you respec. Respect on UG...
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You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


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#26
I wanted to have a valid opinion on this topic and make a case for my opinion...


then yo bitch ass went and side tracked me wit dem skittles...


love me some of dem skittles
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#27
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#28
you're just getting older
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#29
My best friend's mom is super hot. I've wanted to do her since like 5th grade. Before I go off to college I am gonna hit on her. But other than her, I can't think of any blatantly obvious milfs I know.
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#31
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Calm your ass, brochacho. Calling people "geeks" isn't gonna get you respec. Respect on UG...


why do you care so much about getting respect on an internet forum?

hmm...
#32
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why do you care so much about getting respect on an internet forum?

hmm...

I never said I did? Did I? I'm not even gonna bother with you; I doubt you'll last.
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#34
No more mom jeans.
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#35
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My best friend's mom is super hot. I've wanted to do her since like 5th grade. Before I go off to college I am gonna hit on her. But other than her, I can't think of any blatantly obvious milfs I know.


Tell us how that works out
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#36
I don't find my mom "hot" at all
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#37
Increase in teenage pregnancy, as well as an increase in fitness awareness, plastic surgery, and tanning beds. the result is that if you want to look good, you can (whether by actual work or by having work done)

Also:
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#38
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I don't find my mom "hot" at all


I really want you to actually be Due's dad
#39
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why do you care so much about getting respect on an internet forum?

hmm...


Watch your mouth boi, the age for UG is 13 and over, I think your time would be better spent watching Barney on youtube.
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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#40
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I really want you to actually be Due's dad

Of course I am, do not doubt me sonny.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
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