Poll: Do you have any children?
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View poll results: Do you have any children?
Yes, I am a mother/father.
19 7%
No, I do not.
245 93%
Voters: 264.
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#1
Just curious. I, myself, may have knocked up my ex-girlfriend. So, I may or may not be a father in eight or nine months. How about it, UG? You have kids?
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#2
the thought of you having children scares me.
There's no such thing; there never was. Where I am going you cannot follow me now.
#3
Quote by theogonia777
the thought of you having children scares me.

this
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#7
Jackal must be on his great-great grand-kids by now.
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#8
Quote by Colgate Total
I won't be raising it.



Hand over every single one of your remaining man cards.
#9
Yes, my son Zach actually posts on UG as due 07.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#10
Yes



In my basement.
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#11
Quote by ErikLensherr
Yes, my son Zach actually posts on UG as due 07.

Oh god, hide the ****ing dope!!


also, notsureifserious
#12
I'm serious. He introduced me to this website.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#15
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I don't believe you.

This. Sexy pics or GTFO.
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You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


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#16
Quote by ErikLensherr
Yes, my son Zach actually posts on UG as due 07.

You must be very proud.


Yes I am a Father/Mother. And both of my sons do post here. Some of you are enjoying my oldest's Creature threads.
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You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

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Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

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#17
Nope. Had a scare or two in my day, but no kids yet. I'm not even in a relationship right now, so kids aren't exactly something I'm working towards at the moment.


My sister is a year younger than me and she has a 2 year old, so that's good enough for me right now. I can play with my niece, and give her back when she gets boring or annoying.
#18
Quote by Jackal58
You must be very proud.


Yes I am a Father/Mother. And both of my sons do post here. Some of you are enjoying my oldest's Creature threads.



Tell him they need more mating options!
#19
Quote by conor-figgy
Oh, welcome!

Thank you
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I don't believe you.

Suck my old man nuts.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#20
Quote by ErikLensherr
Thank you

Suck my old man nuts.

No more proof needed.
To be vulnerable is needed most of all, if you intend to truly fall apart.


Quote by due 07
You have no idea how much I don't want to tell stories about my mother's vaginal slime on the internet.


I make music sometimes.
#21
Quote by genghisgandhi
I don't believe you.


Well, due is his only UG friend and the first two comments on his profile are from due.

I think it's some sort of sick joke that's being planned out.

Edit: If you are due's father, tell us his deepest, darkest secret. What are your thoughts on him watching My Little Pony? >.>
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#23
Quote by ErikLensherr
Thank you

Suck my old man nuts.

Unless you want an anteater on your ball sack you probably shouldn't offer yourself up like that.
Quote by SomeoneYouKnew
You should be careful what you say. Some asshole will probably sig it.

Quote by Axelfox
Yup, a girl went up to me in my fursuit one time.

Quote by Xiaoxi
I can fap to this. Keep going.
#26
Quote by slipknot5678
Well, due is his only UG friend and the first two comments on his profile are from due.

I think it's some sort of sick joke that's being planned out.

Edit: If you are due's father, tell us his deepest, darkest secret. What are your thoughts on him watching My Little Pony? >.>

We all watch it as a family.
Quote by jakesmellspoo
ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#28
Hell no!!!!

Child free by choice.
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#29
Quote by ErikLensherr
We all watch it as a family.


How many people are in your family?
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she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
#31
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Suck my old man nuts.


We have confirmation.
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#32
Quote by Colgate Total
Chill.

No, he's right, **** you. I hope the girl doesn't get pregnant and dumps your ass for good.


I do not, luckily.

EDIT: Well, since I haven't had sex I guess luckily isn't the right word.
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Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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#33
Quote by WCPhils
How many people are in your family?

In total, 12. I know that may seem like a lot but it's actually fairly typical in the Mormon community.
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ooh look at me i'm ERIKLENSHERR and i work at fancy pants desk jobs and wear ties and ply barely legal girls with weed and booze i'm such a classy motherfucker.
#35
I want children, but I really don't want them until I'm done with my undergrad. I even have a few names in mind.
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#36
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55
No, he's right, **** you. I hope the girl doesn't get pregnant and dumps your ass for good.


I do not, luckily.

EDIT: Well, since I haven't had sex I guess luckily isn't the right word.

I was the one who dumped her for being a selfish, argumentative bitch who is constantly on her ****ing. Even if she was pregnant, I wouldn't take her back.

The baby will go up for adoption probably, and someone who gives a shit can take care of it.
Like podcasts? Listen to these!
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VIDEO GAMES!
MOVIES/GEEKY SHIT!

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#38
Quote by theogonia777
the thought of you having children scares me.


This.
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-Fender Standard Stratocaster HH White (Nazgul/'59)
-Austin Guitars Les Paul Goldtop Copy (Distortion/'59)
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Amps/Cabs
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#39
I have several illegitimate children. Dem hoes like ma Jew Kwest.
you're a stone fox
#40
Quote by Jackal58
You must be very proud.


Yes I am a Father/Mother. And both of my sons do post here. Some of you are enjoying my oldest's Creature threads.

I KNEW IT!

The case has been solved.


And no, I don't have any kids nor am I interested in popping out any for a long while.
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