If you could make one animal common your state/country what would it be?

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If you could make an animal, of any kind, common in your area that currently is not found in the wild there, what would you pick?

Most peoples favourite animals are usually something like a lion or a wolf, but lettuce be reality you wouldn't want these animal roaming around your street now would you?

Normally I would choose an orangutan for these kind of stuff but:

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Male orangutans have been known to rape human women. The cook of noted primatologist Birutė Galdikas was raped by an orangutan. An orangutan tried to have sex with actress Julia Roberts but was prevented by a film crew


So with all that said, I pick a gibbon



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Lynx




edit/ this is already wild here, i read title wrong.


polar bear, **** yeah

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****ing cockatoos.


I actually saw a cockatoo last week, I was intrigued.
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Lynx





Brilliant choice. My favourite animal.
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Brilliant choice. My favourite animal.

I read the title wrong, they are already in the wild in areas around here,


however at my cottage a couple years ago when i was fishing, there was a few ducks in the distance, and after a little bit i heard a huge splash and i looked over, there was a duck in a lynx's mouth, it was boss
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While I was getting more info on that tid-bit about orangutans, I found out that primatology is a field uniquely dominated by women.

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Sperm whales. They'd need some time to get used to living in the woods, but it would be so nice to have some company.
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Bonobos.

Cooler than chimps because they wont bite your face off. (They might hump it off, but whatever).
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I read the title wrong, they are already in the wild in areas around here,


however at my cottage a couple years ago when i was fishing, there was a few ducks in the distance, and after a little bit i heard a huge splash and i looked over, there was a duck in a lynx's mouth, it was boss


They are the coolest animals in the world, I have yet to see one in real life though

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Bonobos.

Cooler than chimps because they wont bite your face off. (They might hump it off, but whatever).


Yeah they're pretty cool, kind of creeps me out that they are like tiny chimps though
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Zebras.

I would tame one, awesomeness would be a given.


This.

Or maybe gorillas, because the are awesome.
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I'd like to see more of these guys around:


They're often seen riding horses.
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They're often seen riding horses.

I saw one get trampled by a horse when I was at the track. PETA didn't give a rat's ass.
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What happened to your awesome ostrich worship?

I'd choose domesticated dragons or nymphs.
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#28
They're elusive little creatures though aren't they?

In my town, on one day of the year everyone gets dressed up and drunk and gathers at the track just to see them. You rarely see them throughout the rest of the year.
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CGI chimps?



Naaah genetically modified chimps.
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Yeah they're pretty cool, kind of creeps me out that they are like tiny chimps though



The creepiest thing about them is seeing them walk upright every now and then. (Gibbons are even creepier to watch walk upright)
#32
California Condors, such a bad ass bird, and unless I make a trip to the west coast, will probably never see a wild one in my life
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What happened to your awesome ostrich worship?


I knew that if I said ostrich that every response would be related to that
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I knew that if I said ostrich that every response would be related to that


Not to mention the many problems that come from having too many ostriches:


I live on the great plains and I think there should be a couple million buffalo running around all the time. Sure everything in a four state area area would have to be cleared out to make room for them (or I guess they'd just do that themselves), but most of the great plains states aren't really being used anyway.
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