#3
Vampires need to be stopped, it's no laughing matter.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#6
He sounds crazy, does he even know what's at stake if he gets caught?
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#10
Quote by Kensai
He sounds crazy, does he even know what's at stake if he gets caught?




I'm still not sure if puns are supposed to be funny or not.
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#11
You know, my ex-girlfriend thought she was a vampire. That bitch is crazy.
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#17
inb4 blaming entertainment and pop culture for people's stupidity... again.

This article does seem to say that he's hallucinating, and simply took those shows as inspiration for his mental illness. But I can see how this will turn into another thing about censoring and questioning the content of our entertainment.

I'm no fan of those shows/movies myself, so I'm not defending those. Just that most media is too quick to blame something other than the dude's parents or fact that they are just plain stupid and easily impressionable.
Or genuinely mentally ill.
#18
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And wtf they found him hissing in his underpants in the parking lot? this guy knows how to party
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#19
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I'm still not sure if puns are supposed to be funny or not.


Of course they are! Garlic.
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#20
Quote by Kensai
Of course they are! Garlic.

Ah. I can do this pun stuff now I get it.
Fangs.




I'll see myself out
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#22
If this guy truly believes he's a vampire, then surely this is attempted murder?
hello
#23
**** Hickeys
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#26
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inb4 blaming entertainment and pop culture for people's stupidity... again.

This article does seem to say that he's hallucinating, and simply took those shows as inspiration for his mental illness. But I can see how this will turn into another thing about censoring and questioning the content of our entertainment.

I'm no fan of those shows/movies myself, so I'm not defending those. Just that most media is too quick to blame something other than the dude's parents or fact that they are just plain stupid and easily impressionable.
Or genuinely mentally ill.

It's stupid because the same people who watch and enjoy these shows (parents generally) will now be like "Oh those shows are bad no one should watch them.".

Same goes for the media. The same companies or w/e that promote these shows will now chastise it (wrong word?) for being so bad and shit, when really it's the person's fault for being either stupid or mentally ill. Although being ill isn't his fault, the action is.
#27
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If this guy truly believes he's a vampire, then surely this is attempted murder?


...Vampires don't usually kill when they feed


Also, I'm basing all my vampire knowledge on the Cirque Du Freak books, so....
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#29
There was a kid in my woodworking class who thought he was a vampire. He'd tell the loveliest stories about owning a thousand year old gold violin, sleeping in a coffin, etc. And he'd insult everyone all the time. I never made anything in that class except for one time. I whittled some stakes while staring at him.
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#30
he needs to take a good long look at himself in the mirror.
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#31
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#32
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He's already in jail too.
Because, Boobs
#33
Looks like we need to shed some light on his condition, or else it will really come back to bite the entertainment business. Lots of bloodsucking lawyers.
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#36
Lol

He must be a pain in the neck.

He must have loved in vein.

Maybe he can use his powers to....take a bite out of crime.





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#38
I wonder if he gets girls by calling himself a vampire
HILT!

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#39
Hmm...sounds like a job for Van Helsng



In all seriousness though there's plenty of crazies out there who think they're a [insert monster here]... Though usually you here about it in 3rd world countries and occasionally a few cities in Europe. There's a guy in the UK who seriously thinks he's 'exorcised' dozens of vampires
Have a good one,
Phoenix