#1
So you're talking to some one, small talk and stuff...

... all of a sudden, the other person asks you "How do I know your sane?"

What would you answer, Pit?


Personally, I'd have no fückin' clue what to say...


EDIT:
FÜCK! I was just taking a piss and then I noticed
"Wait a minute... it's called ""How do I know YOU'RE sane?""
FFFFUUUUUUU......
Last edited by G.Krizzel at Aug 17, 2011,
#3
retort with 'how do i know YOU'RE sane?', look him deep in the eye, slap him because that was a retarded question and carry on in the sea of shitty hypotheticals.
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#5
Say that if your behaviour doesn't lead them to believe otherwise, they must assume that you are.


It's only polite.
#7
Did someone make you question your sanity?
It's ok; you can tell us.
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#9
Pfft I'm probably not, but a nigga got to get by some how right?
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#13
I'd start eating bugs.
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#14
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#17
Logically, I think I'd punch him, take my pants off and start singing nursery rhymes to myself in a huddled up position whilst gurgling occasionally.
#18
Run through the streets swinging a dead chicken above your head screaming "I am marmalade, I am marmalade".

Then come back and ask your question again.
#19
If you have the "INSANE" stamp on your hand, you might be insane.
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#21
Tell them you're not from Line 6.
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#23
I'd shit in my hands and start throwing it at them as I chant in a langauge they can't understand

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#24
Surely by attempting to prove ones sanity, you are surely disproving it as there is no realy way to do so and a sane person should realise this.
#25
Philosophical answer: Sanity is an assumption that individuals must make about each other in order to have a functional society. If we started to question fundamental things (other examples being whether or not others exist or are merely extensions of our imagination) like that, we'd starve to death gazing at our navels. Just as individuals are presumed innocent until proven guilty, at least in a reasonable justice system (like most of the first world), so must individuals be presumed to be sane until they exhibit symptoms indicating the contrary. Some may desire to call that into question, but I say unto them: stfu and let's get back to business. Your best friend could be cheating with your girlfriend, but unless you have anything other than a paranoid delusion to suggest it, it probably isn't the case.

Probable answer: You don't.
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#28
"The real question is not if an individual is sane, but rather what constitutes 'sanity'?
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#29
say "u dont"
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#30
Quote by G.Krizzel
So you're talking to some one, small talk and stuff...

... all of a sudden, the other person asks you "How do I know your sane?"

What would you answer, Pit?
I partied with Jeffrey Dahmer two weeks before he was arrested for cannibalism. I created a time machine, went back and organized the most comical of Hitler's deeds. You would call them evil but I would call them everyday antics. But you are in luck, on any other day I would take the person who asked me this question, drive them in my trunk of dead human flesh to the ocean and leave them hanging off a pier with their genitals in their pharynx.

I've seen the Exorcist about 167 times and IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT. NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK?"
Last edited by AllJudasPriest at Aug 17, 2011,
#32
I would tell them that i haven't found out that i am insane yet, so for now i am assuming that i am sane.

Then i would pull down my trousers and take a shit on the floor, then threaten to pluck their nostril hairs if they don't applaud what i have done.
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Last edited by donender at Aug 18, 2011,
#36
I'm not insane!! I'm not insane!! I'm not in-f*cking-saneeeee!!!!

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#37
I would peel back the skin on his face. Than yell into the hole were his nose was "do you hear me?".
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