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A jihadist has marked David Letterman for death and ordered followers to "cut the tongue of the lowly Jew and shut it forever."

The demand, part of a rant on the Shumukh al-Islam Web forum, claims the Late Show host – who is Protestant – must be punished for joking about Al Qaeda leader Ilyas Kashmiri, killed during a U.S. strike in Pakistan.

Kashmiri had been named as a possible replacement for the late Osama bin Laden.

The FBI is investigating the threat, according to reports. It is also said that the agency knows of no specific plot against Letterman, who has been informed of the threat nevertheless.

CBS's Late Show is currently on hiatus, while a spokesman for Letterman's production company, Worldwide Pants, would not comment on the threat, reports New York's Daily News.

The News also notes that the author of the rant, who calls himself Umar al-Basrawi, describes Letterman, 64, as "a sick Jew with defined features."

Last year, South Park creators Matt Stone and Trey Parker faced threats after they depicted the Prophet Muhammad in a bear suit.

Zachary Chesser, who pleaded guilty to providing material support to a terrorist group and inciting violence against Stone and Parker, was sentenced to 25 years in prison.



Another comedian given death threats for exercising his free speech.
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I bet he would have preferred chocolates.
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Someone should introduce these people to videogames


Someone should introduce them to a dictionary, and point out the word hypocrite.
#8
Hope he doesn't back down. Someone needs to make light of their situation
Just a sub-par guitar player..

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#9
It never ceases to baffle me, the things people will do in the name of their non-existent sky-wizard. Can't we all just get along?

DON'T MAKE ME DESTROY YOU!


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My God, this must be the smartest/greatest guy ever.
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Kashmiri had been named as a possible replacement for the late Osama bin Laden



It'd be cooler if he was a possible replacement Letterman. Paul Shaffer and Kashmiri would be comedy gold and you all know it.
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"a sick Jew with defined features."

yeah well you smell bad and your beard's too big for your face ugg-o
#15
I want to start a blog where I host several racy, blasphemous pictures of Mohamed and Allah ala Rule 34... See where that gets me...
I'M IN THE FIGHT TO CURE CYSTIC FIBROSIS...MY LIFE DEPENDS ON IT!


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I'm a straight man, but I'd put that surfcaster right in my mouth.



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Women make it hard.
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Can't we all just get along with each other? My perfect world is something like the life here in UG...
D F O I N N T D
T W H O I R S D
Y O O R U
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Beautiful.
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Even though I'm english..

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#17
Inb4 nothing happens.
I'mCool

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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#19
I always love when there's religion vs constitutional rights fights like this.
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This +10000

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''...lowly jew!''
THE SOLE PURPOSE OF THIS SIG IS TO GRAB YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS POST OF UTTER GENIUS
#21
Wishing death upon a celebrity on an internet forum?

Sounds just like any other netfag.

...modes and scales are still useless.


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I want to start a blog where I host several racy, blasphemous pictures of Mohamed and Allah ala Rule 34... See where that gets me...

Please do this! I'll love you long time.
Bass is my life.
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I want to start a blog where I host several racy, blasphemous pictures of Mohamed and Allah ala Rule 34... See where that gets me...

I'm so with ya! In fact, the world should do it
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I'll bet it was Jay Leno.
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I can fap to this. Keep going.
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Inb4 nothing happens.



Just a sub-par guitar player..

Quote by darkstar2466
Let's make this the Pit's motto:

"Forever alone, together"



IS THIS FREEDOM, OR CONFINEMENT?! FREE MOSCOE_ESPANOL!!!
#28
Now they're gonna chase me down for sayin that Allah ain't got shit on Claypool


uh oh.