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Rock the dome with no shame like Patrick Stewart
148 70%
Combover
6 3%
Toupé
4 2%
Skullet like good ol' Devy
19 9%
wear small animals in place of hair
35 17%
Voters: 212.
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#1

MY EYES!


So I was wondering: if you happened to turn bald, what would you do? Wear a comb-over? A toupé? The awesome skullet?



Or would you rock the dome with pride?



So tell me guys (or girls, we don't discriminate here), how would you deal with the loss of your hair?
Last edited by CoreysMonster at Aug 18, 2011,
#3
I wouldn't go full bald, but I'd keep it cut low.

That's assuming I still have some on the top. If I just have the ring around the end thing I might go bald.
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#4
I think just about any hairstyle looks rather bad when a man's been seriously balding. Shaving the rest of it off looks miles better. In most cases anyway. I have a feeling that I wouldn't look too good with no hair.

If I started balding I'd be tempted to go for the Tywin Lannister look (the book version, not the tv show version) - All shaved except for a pair of enormous, bushy golden sideburns.

I already have the sideburns, but I'm hoping to keep my hair too!
#5
The skullet is the only option.

Serious answer: I'd probably just wear a hat all the time, especially if I still have hair on the sides. Goin' bald wasn't part of my plans, though; let's just hope they're not foiled. >_>
#7
If I started to develop male pattern baldness then I'd shave it all off rather than desperately cling to the hair I have left.
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#9
I'd put one of my cats on my head and strut like the pimp I am.

edit: Nevermind. I gave it a test run and we had some balance issues. I'd wear a lovely hat instead.

doubleedit: Tried it with a smaller cat and it went much more smoothly. I think this could work.
Last edited by MakinLattes at Aug 18, 2011,
#10
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I'd put one of my cats on my heads and strut like the pimp I am.
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#11
I'm voluntarily shaving it off when I become an old lady. None of that grandma-fro shit.

P.S., some guys look hawt bald.
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#12
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I'm voluntarily shaving it off when I become an old lady. None of that grandma-fro shit.

P.S., some guys look hawt bald.



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#13
I'm pretty sure I'll already suffer from early hair loss due to genetics and because I already have signs of it. And I refuse to have some ugly half head of hair, so if that ever happens, I'm rocking a full balled head.

... Let's just hope it looks good on me.
#14
i'd polish it to a mirror like finish and go stand out near roads when it's sunny to blind drivers
#15
Become a cop and wear the hat all the time.
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#16
I was bald for a short part of my 12 year old year due to unfortunate events. I just rocked it, probably cause I didn't care at that age. I really can't imagine myself being bald now, but if I started to I'd probably just go all Patrick Stewart.
#19
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#20
I'd try and grow a beard and laugh whenever people make the obligatory joke about how all the hair moved from the top of my head to my chin even after i'd heard the joke 9,001 times so I could make them feel good about their sense of humor.

Long run-on sentences make me feel like a poet or some kind of indie songwriter.
#23
I would be one of those middle aged balding guys who hide their baldness by constantly wearing a hat.
#24
Once half of mine was gone, I shaved off the rest. Don't miss it a bit, don't give a rat's ass what anyone thinks, and like how easy it is to stay clean.
#25
Get a hair transplant. Or castrate myself before I start balding so I can retain my hair for the rest of my life.
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#26
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I'd try and grow a beard and laugh whenever people make the obligatory joke about how all the hair moved from the top of my head to my chin even after i'd heard the joke 9,001 times so I could make them feel good about their sense of humor.

Long run-on sentences make me feel like a poet or some kind of indie songwriter.


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OT: I'd rock the baldy if that's what had to happen. At the moment though I've been told I have the hair of an angel
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#27
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Please, fail, contain your orgasms.


GOD YES

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You're not girly enough of a boy for me, and you're not man enough to take the top. So like, sorry bitch but you ain't mine! Sorry.
#28
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I still think he looks exactly the same as he did 30 years ago when he made the Dune movie.



I also think he is one of the most attractive men I have ever seen, no homo.
#29
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Get a hair transplant. Or castrate myself before I start balding so I can retain my hair for the rest of my life.

You'd rather have hair than balls?
#30


Fail, that picture is great.
I want to read your essays and blogs of the artistic nature!


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#32
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I still think he looks exactly the same as he did 30 years ago when he made the Dune movie.


I also think he is one of the most attractive men I have ever seen, no homo.





Was he born with grey hair?!
#33
Quote by MakinLattes
You'd rather have hair than balls?


No because I'm black so I've been able to rock the bald look for all of my life, but yeah I just wanted to say that castration can prevent balding, I recently learned this and wanted to share the knowledge, to impress people and make myself seem smart.
I'mCool

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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#35
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No because I'm black so I've been able to rock the bald look for all of my life, but yeah I just wanted to say that castration can prevent balding, I recently learned this and wanted to share the knowledge, to impress people and make myself seem smart.

Oh, well, thank you.

To the bolded, I have only this to say:


#37
^Larry David's hair is alpha
I'mCool

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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#38
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I'd put one of my cats on my head and strut like the pimp I am.

edit: Nevermind. I gave it a test run and we had some balance issues. I'd wear a lovely hat instead.

doubleedit: Tried it with a smaller cat and it went much more smoothly. I think this could work.




I would go around like this:



or:

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#39
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No because I'm black so I've been able to rock the bald look for all of my life, but yeah I just wanted to say that castration can prevent balding, I recently learned this and wanted to share the knowledge, to impress people and make myself seem smart.

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