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1. People who nearly knock me down just to get into line

2. People who gun their engines when going thru my neighborhood,the speed is 25 people.

3.cars with the bass turned all the way up,that it rattles the windows of my house and not to mention what it's doing to their ears.
Last edited by Axelfox at Aug 18, 2011,
#5
People who trick me into selling her my pokemon card for a dollar because I was thirsty and really wanted a drink from the vending machine, but then next day she sells it for 50 dollars to one of those rich kids.
#6
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This thread got douchey real quick.


I know.

I'mCool

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Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#7


Bags of chips that have more air content than chip.
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


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Isis is amazing
#8
People who say "Towards" and use "Me" as the subject of a sentence.
If it's creative, true to your musical goal, and it sounds good, put it in the song.

1. Guitar, delay, verb, amp, and creativity.
2. Well-tuned acoustic piano and creativity.
3. A bottle of water.
#10
OP I see you have changed the title of the thread, I'll just delete my comment and we'll pretend none of this ever happened
I'mCool

Quote by StewieSwan
Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

Quote by Zoot Allures
Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#11
Quote by Gibson_SG_uzr55


Bags of chips that have more air content than chip.

it stops them from being crushed
#13
apostrophes in the wrong places.

people who type long paragraphs without using periods.

feeling constantly inadequate at guitar despite how far I've come.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#14
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it stops them from being crushed

I handle with care
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#15
Quote by AgainstYou
it stops them from being crushed

actually, it's so that it's easier to increase the size of the bag without increasing the volume of the chips.

If you have two 100 gram bags of chips, people are always going to automatically grab the one that looks bigger first, which is what all the air is really for.

EDIT: and just so you don't think I'm talking out of my ass, what about Knäckebrot?



They are just as brittle and break just as easily as chips, yet they are packed as tightly as possible.

EDIT2: also, Pringles.
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#16
people who don't use the search bar
HILT!

Where's Waldo?

#17
The phrase "grinds your gears". I detest it.
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I love you.
#18
People who go out of their way to make a search bar joke/reference
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What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#20
1. I hate it when people claim something is racist when it really isn't.

2. When people mix up "then" with "than" and "their", "there" and "they're".

3. Whenever someone says "mines" possessively instead of "mine".
#21
Quote by Extra Ordinary
1. I hate it when people claim something is racist when it really isn't.

2. When people mix up "then" with "than" and "their", "there" and "they're".

3. Whenever someone says "mines" possessively instead of "mine".


your just an ignorant racist who thinks there better then everyone else. Get off of mines UG
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#22
When I can't find the droids I'm looking for.

You mad, laid-to-waste?

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youmakemesmile...

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Today I stole a girls tampons for being such an annoying bitch.





MUFC


My love for you
Is like a truck
Berserker.
#23
When you get a drink at a restaurant and they fill the glass with ice and pour the drink in afterwards so that it's mostly ice.
#24
Quote by MakinLattes
When you get a drink at a restaurant and they fill the glass with ice and pour the drink in afterwards so that it's mostly ice.

1. You always have the option to ask for no ice
2. I friggin love ice and they never serve drinks with ice here in germany

#25
Quote by CoreysMonster
1. You always have the option to ask for no ice
2. I friggin love ice and they never serve drinks with ice here in germany



1 - but then it comes out lukewarm. And if you ask for "only a little bit of ice" they completely ignore your wishes and fill that shit up anyway.

2 - ice is nasty and dilutes drinks to a watery slush.
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I had a dream about your avatar once, so yes of course.

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every time i see that twirling electrode avatar of yours I know that the post is worth reading or the link is worth clicking


#27
Quote by Zero-Hartman
When I can't find the droids I'm looking for.

You mad, laid-to-waste?


Click here to hear my BOB DYLAN (Blowing in the Wind) out right now May 2k17
#28
When people don't use the clutch?
#25 for top 100 UGer of 2009
UG's 2nd Funniest UGer and 3rd most likely to be a Serial Killer of 2009, 2nd of 2011
#30
Quote by ethan_hanus
People who insult my religion and my beliefs just because they think they are stupid. I mean, really, just give it a rest people.


Ethan you must rise above it, the same way Jebus had to.
I'mCool

Quote by StewieSwan
Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

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Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#31
I see what you did there.
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#32
Quote by ethan_hanus
People who insult my religion and my beliefs just because they think they are stupid. I mean, really, just give it a rest people.

I'm still not sure if you're a troll or not, but I have to agree with what you said for once.

I have lived in Germany for over 13 years, and I am sick of hearing the questions "did you vote for bush" and "are you religious" and "how many guns do you have" every time I introduce myself to someone.
#34
Quote by ethan_hanus
Above what? The constant trolling I get for being a Conservative Christian? I have nothing to rise above if that's what you mean.


Ok so I'm no priest, but I'm pretty sure that Jesus was ridiculed by the Romans when he was being executed... you must ignore the insults that you receive and do as Jebus did.
I'mCool

Quote by StewieSwan
Don't you have some tourists to beat up?

Quote by Zoot Allures
Nah he's too busy feeling like a big man hitting women he knows to 'put them in their place'.
#35
I can actually sympathize with you. I'm not religious but I don't how hostile some people can be towards people of faith. If they aren't bothering you, don't bother them
Quote by beadhangingOne
What happened to Snake?

Snake?

Snake?

SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE?!


Quote by TunerAddict
you can take my mouse and keyboard from my cold, slightly orange from cheetos, dead fingers


Quote by Baby Joel
Isis is amazing
#37
Pathetic people who knows nothing but critize everything to feel good about themselves.
"Dream as if you'll live forever. Live as if you'll die today."
#38
Mentally handicapped individuals. Why the fock are they always grinning?

When Eric_Fail misspells Jesus's name.

Ummmm. . . .and Koreans. Don't be so smug. My grandfather owned your relatives in the war.
#39
Quote by Bongmaster
Pathetic people who knows nothing but critize everything to feel good about themselves.


Criticize. Hey, I do feel better about myself.
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