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#1
i dunno why i want to know... im just bored

my parents just went out and told me when was 7 lol.... it was the day after christmas T.T
#2
No Santa? ****ing lies man. Lies!
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#3
Figured it out because I was a rational child
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#5
They never told me that santa existed.

When my brother left home I was initiated into the secret circle that meant I was allowed to help my parents take the presents downstairs once my younger brother was asleep. That's the closest I've got, I was about 10 maybe.
#7
figured it out myself.

santa would never masturbate in my cookies like that.
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#9
who is this "santa"?
is he related to "satan"?
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#11
They never told me. I figured it out and they knew it. They still had a "Santa" present but mostly for the novelty.
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#13
i caught my dad eating the cookies and milk with my new scooter underneath his arm
#15
I told them that Santa doesn't exist. They were relieved to not have to do it themselves!
#16
My Jehovah's Witness Grandpa told me that the Trifecta of Childhood Entities (Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny) weren't real when I was 3.
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#17
They never told me an imaginary man watches over me day and night to judge whether i've been good or bad. They didn't hold with such nonsense. When I got a gift, they wanted me to know that they worked their asses off for the money to buy it. And i was grateful.
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#20
I figured it out. Don't know how, but in time I sort of realized it was all bullshit.

One time when I was a kid tho, I stayed up all night waiting for Santa to place the presents, and when I finally saw a black silhouette moving in the dark (which was my dad) I got scared shitless and ran back to bed.
#21
Oh...well you've just spoiled life for me

No, but in reality, they told me when I was like 13...in October...so right before Christmas
#22
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#23
one day i said dad santa doesn't exist does he? and my dad told me the truth but i had worked it out when i was 4 cause i heard loads of swearing coming from the attic but i forgot because i was so excited about presents (if your wondering how i know that i forgot something it's cause i told my mum and dad christmas morning that santa wasn't real for the reasons stated and they told me years later when i worked it out again)
#26
I figured out santa wasnt real on my own, i was a smart kid. Plus it didnt help that my mom did some christmas shopping for me while i was asleep in the shopping cart
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#27
Well when you get up to piss and see your mom blowing your dad in front of the Christmas tree while she has a Super Nintendo under her arm, then she uses wrapping paper for the clean up . . . you kind of die a little inside.
#28
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They never told me an imaginary man watches over me day and night to judge whether i've been good or bad. They didn't hold with such nonsense. When I got a gift, they wanted me to know that they worked their asses off for the money to buy it. And i was grateful.
Sounds like you had a magical childhood.
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#29
thanks!
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#30
I figured it out myself but didn't say anything so I could get more presents . My parents eventually told me and all I said was "I know
#31
I was watching the news, and the anchor lady said something about how parents better make sure they get whatever "hot gift" it was that year under the tree. I was 8 I think.
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#34
I think I was around 6 or 7 and I stayed up all night to meet Father Christmas. Yeah, spotted my mum walk in with presents, stayed silent then went to the toilet and cried for like an hour straight. bad times.
#35
Please close this thread before my son sees it, I haven't told him yet.
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#36
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#37
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Sounds like you had a magical childhood.


no, but it was fun
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#38
I want it to be Christmas now...

Not long to go... kinda?
This will start a RIOT! in me
#39
I don't exactly remember. I think it was just a bunch of my friends were saying he wasn't so I went along with it, and my parents confirmed it. They still write "From Santa" on the gifts
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#40
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I don't exactly remember. I think it was just a bunch of my friends were saying he wasn't so I went along with it, and my parents confirmed it. They still write "From Santa" on the gifts


I haven't had any Christmas gifts for like 8-10 years and I'm 16
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