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#1
A buddy and I have a list of movie one liners that we hate and we always use them in everyday speech for shits and giggles, we've forgotten most of them but I need to remember for a paper I need to write so give me movie one liners that you come to mind or hate to hear

Examples of ones I remember

"The tables have turned (name here)"

And

"Close, but no cigar"
#3
My personal favourite:

Everyone - ''I love you.''

Me - ''I know.''
May the Force be with You.
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#6
Samuel L Jackson in Pulp Fiction

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#9
Not from a movie, but "Well then I'll go make my OWN *insert thing here*. With blackjack, and hookes!" I use that all the time.

As far as movies go, the "Goooood, GOOOOOD!" line from the emperor in Star Wars.
#10
Any bond film until Daniel Craig took over
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#11
Yeah, well... that's just your opinion, man.
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#13
"Oh behave"


"Shagadelic, baby"


"100 billion dollars"

etc.
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Yeah, well... that's just your opinion, man.


^ this one + everything else The Dude says

"katie holmes is a nice, respectable, wholesome girl... and i'm gonna see her boobs!"

"i'll be like the iron chef of pounding vag!"
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"If I let you go and you explode, it'll come back and eat at my conscious. It'll affect my relationships with other people, like my future wife and kids. We'd be having a picnic one day and I'll just be like, Dammit, I shouldn't have let Nick explode that time..."
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I tend to say "I find your lack of dick disturbing" a lot in real life.

first thing that came to mind.
#21
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My personal favourite:

Everyone - ''I love you.''

Me - ''I know.''


You mean from Star Wars? When Leia says that to Han?

Edit: This for me...

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#23
"Leave the gun, take the canoli".

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Airplane
#25
'you just leave that to me', with a smug smile and foreboding intrigue.
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#29
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"How the turn tables..."



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This is exactly what I thought of too, anytime I hear the word tables or turn in the same sentence. That episode has some hilarious shit in it. I laughed for minutes at that and "our balls are in your court."
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#33
I think me and my brothers say at least one line from A Christmas Story at least once a day. What a great movie.


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"How the turn tables..."



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Oh god, that scene was great
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#34
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"How the turn tables..."



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YES! I have never laughed with anybody about how hilarious that scene is

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I'm afraid that my condition has left me cold to your pleas of mercy.

Alright everyone! chill!

Revenge... is a dish best served cold.

Welcome to the winter of your demise.
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What movie is this in? It's not my favorite, but I've heard it and I can't remember where.
#37
Dillion yaw san ov a bitch!

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Ya knaw wat killed da dinazaws? Da ice age!
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#38
It's not exactly a one-liner, but since last week, I can't seem to go a day without quoting some part of Jay's rap from Jay and Silent Bob: Strike Back
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#39
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"You look like the kind of guy who'd **** a man in the ass and not have the courtesy to give him a reach around," is a common phrase with my friends.

Is this Full Metal Jacket?
#40
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I tend to say "I find your lack of _____ disturbing" a lot in real life.


Hehe....I say "I feel mildly depressed", if someone does something incredibly dopey or stupid.

I like: "You two donkey-dicks couldn't get laid in a morgue".
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