#1
Thread idea shamelessly stolen from another forum.

If you had the chance to share something you know with anyone, what would you share?

It can be a piece of advice, a story, a skill, anything. I'm curious to see what kinds of things dwellers of The Pit could teach someone.
#2
Obligatory "Pit" answer: How to fap.
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I'm just a hedonist without happiness
#3
To many, I have encyclopedic knowledge of illegal drugs. However, there is still so much for me to learn.
i don't know why i feel so dry
Last edited by Eastwinn at Aug 20, 2011,
#4
Quote by Eastwinn
To many, I have encyclopedic knowledge of illegal drugs. However, there is still so much to know.


To the laboratory!

From now on whenever I smoke, I'm going to yell "for science!!"
#5
"whatever it is, it probably doesn't matter as much as you think it does"

Cause everybody always trips balls over stupid shit, and I never understand why people let stupid unimportant stuff stress them out.
“Just to sum up: I would do various things very quickly.” - Donald Trump
#6
Quote by SeveralSpecies
To the laboratory!

From now on whenever I smoke, I'm going to yell "for science!!"




I meant there's still so much for me to learn.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#7
"It's actually easy to cook. Just takes a bit of patience and the will to learn."

Seriously. Do you want to go to Uni/College and live off pasta, rice and ramen for 3/4 years? That shit's expensive.
An Augmented 4th or a Diminished 5th?


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You, fine sir, have impeccable taste.


Ahhhh Yuck Fou.
#8
Quote by Eastwinn


I meant there's still so much for me to learn.



Yes, we must learn by experimentation in a laboratory!

But not a meth laboratory.
#9
Quote by SeveralSpecies
Yes, we must learn by experimentation in a laboratory!

But not a meth laboratory.


I have a lab in my bathroom.
i don't know why i feel so dry
#12
Quote by G.Krizzel
The drummer of ZZ Top is called "Frank Beard".



Which is hysterical, seeing as he doesn't have one. Who does he think he is?
#14
Your foot and your forearm are the same length.
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Bullieve


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#16
the universe is about 13.75 billion years old

that always amazes me
now extra flamey
#18
Quote by Dawginator
"It's actually easy to cook. Just takes a bit of patience and the will to learn."

Seriously. Do you want to go to Uni/College and live off pasta, rice and ramen for 3/4 years? That shit's expensive.



It's like 50 cents a package, it's really cheap.

I also know too much to pass it on. I have an encyclopedic knowledge about guns, but not on drugs. Maybe we could team up, this could be a great business....
Save a trip to the RT!
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If there's anything to take away from this thread, anything at all, it's to always cup the balls.


Top trolling abilities.

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#19
It's really, really easy to learn guitar.

Everyone should learn it, like reading. They should teach it in schools.
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#20
Quote by JayT44
Your foot and your forearm are the same length.



The time has come for all to see

The men behind the curtain cast at you disease



Yours Sincerely
#22
"I feel like shit".

A wise man once said to me in response, "It's better to feel like shit than be full of shit.

每個人都有失戀的時候,而每一次我失戀呢,我就會去跑步,因為跑步可以將你身體裡面的水分蒸發掉,而讓我不那麼容易流淚。

We're all unlucky in love sometimes. When I am, I go jogging. The body loses water when you jog so you have none left for tears


It's amazing what running does. I fully recommend it.
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#23
it takes 90 minutes for the iss to orbit earth, so they get 16 sunsets and sunrises a day.
now extra flamey
#25
Licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets. Just so you know.
You are now using UG Black.
You are now using UG Classic.


Listening to: The Police


#wolfie2017 #freegyros #gifsftw G7#9
#26
UG Bible? We have a thread like this.
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#27
When looking at a possible gf/bf take notice how they feel about their parent of the opposite sex. Kind of gives some insight how they may feel about you later on. This doesn't always work but its a good idea to keep in mind.
#28
Quote by That Old Geezer
When looking at a possible gf/bf take notice how they feel about their parent of the opposite sex. Kind of gives some insight how they may feel about you later on. This doesn't always work but its a good idea to keep in mind.


Really!?
I'm going to ask the girl I like what she thinks of her dad.
The time has come for all to see

The men behind the curtain cast at you disease



Yours Sincerely
#29
Although I left the thread open to interpretation, I am kind of surprised by the type of replies. Most of these seem to be either random facts or singular pieces of advice on specific things.
I was trying to imply something more like "What part of your life experience would you want to share with another person?". The replies about encyclopedic knowledge of drugs and guns were interesting. For the others, given the opportunity to share absolutely anything you've learned, would you really choose to share a fact about cube lube or the orbit of the ISS? Is that the most important thing you have learned, that you consider worth passing on?
I'm not asking you to list everything you know, but to recognise the value of your knowledge and experience.

Sorry for being vague.
#30
Quote by Ikey
the universe is about 13.75 billion years old

that always amazes me


SHHH. Creationists are abound in this humble forum
#31
Quote by JayT44
Your foot and your forearm are the same length.


My forearms are much longer
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#32
Date people because you like them, not because they like you. I've wasted time on many a bad relationship just 'cause they were readily available.