#3
Especially if they have a gun. It was well worth giving up $4 and a shitty cd player rather than seeing if it was actually loaded.

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#4
Lucky I'm a state champ ninja
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#6
it's all about the wrist control.
I smoke like Rasta, got hair like pasta
I be sippin' on them shots then bustin' rhymes like Busta


Load up the bong, crank up the song, let the informa call 911
#7


hmm?
Call me Chris
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had a blast until the person in front of me whipped out his dick and started pissing all over the floor..

Ducks and guitars or fish and guitars. I lead a simple existence
#9
Did you seriously create a thread for that video?
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For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

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and 07'ers will always be well-respected members of UG society.
#10
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Did you seriously create a thread for that video?


No.
#11
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That's why I carry about one of these, TS:



an airsoft gun...scary...
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But theres no reason why i cant be free like a raspberry stuck to the back of a horny elephants ass.

This is maybe the worst comparison in the history of comparisons.
#12
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No.

Yay!
Quote by denfilade
For a moment I thought velcro shoes were ones with the whole bottom made of velcro

She could walk up your pubes with those

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this post has aids
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and 07'ers will always be well-respected members of UG society.
#13
Oh Donald Glover, he funny.

Well I don't have to worry about being mugged because I'm a helicopter.

A vrim-vrim-vrim-vrim a vrim-vrim-vrim-chooooooooo-chug-chug-vrim-vrim-vrim.