#1
rush hour 2 is on tv right now, theres this scene where jackie chan looks freakishly like al pacino in dim lighting





OK, show of hands

shot for shot, line for line remake of scarface starring jackie chan.

who would watch?
#2
I would watch it, but Jackie Chan looks nothing like Al Pacino
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#3
I wouldnt want to hear a forced broken english accent in that movie
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I wouldnt want to hear a forced broken english accent in that movie


are you kidding me?!

have u seen a jackie chan film!

just imagine J chan going

"YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE FVCKING WITH? YOU'RE FVCKING WITH THE BEST! HERP A DERP BLAH BLAH BLAH FVCK YOU MANG BLAH BLAH YOU COCKAROACH"
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are you kidding me?!

have u seen a jackie chan film!

just imagine J chan going

"YOU KNOW WHO YOU'RE FVCKING WITH? YOU'RE FVCKING WITH THE BEST! HERP A DERP BLAH BLAH BLAH FVCK YOU MANG BLAH BLAH YOU COCKAROACH"


You didn't see what he did thar.

I'd watch it, they should do it just for sh*ts and giggles.
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I'd rather Terry Crews played the role tbh
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#11
TS, i'm high too.
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I would watch it, but Jackie Chan looks nothing like Al Pacino

also this.
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#12
To be honest, if they actually remade scarface with Jackie Chan, 100% of the pit would watch it.
#13
But then Jackie Chan wouldn't have a gun he'd just say "Say hello to my little friend" and karate kick the guy in the jaw.
#14
I sorta see it

I would watch a remake, and if they decided to throw in a comic relief sidekick there'd be no question.
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But then Jackie Chan wouldn't have a gun he'd just say "Say hello to my little friend" and karate kick the guy in the jaw.


his gun would jam and he would have to use it as an improvised weapon
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#18
I can imagine al pacino running around having seizures and crying about how he "don't want no trouble".
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But then Jackie Chan wouldn't have a gun he'd just say "Say hello to my little friend" and whip it out


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#22
Jackie Chan looks like you, TS!
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