One of my best friends from primary school tried to set up a hit on me.

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#1
Yeah, one of my primary school friends tried to tee up his mates to ****in' hospitalize me. I haven't spoken to this friend for a while & there was no bad blood.
One of the guys that was on my soccer team (that I haven't played with for a few years) recently got bashed up the coast.

My friend wrote a status on facebook about it: '****ing dog cunts! We will cave your heads in you'se ****ing wait!

A few comments down, I wrote something that I admit was a little insensitive. He's pretty skinny so I wrote: 'Better get some muscles then ' Yes it is a little insensitive.

About an hour later, I get a thing on facebook saying come up the pub. I went up as I was passing through. He is sitting up there with two other guys, I say hey and we a talking for about 30 seconds and he says 'I'm going outside'. So we go outside and I was telling him I was sorry for making the comment. I could tell his mates were getting antsy and getting ready to fight so I quickly said see ya & left. Call it karate intuition or whatever (I've done karate for 8 years) I knew it was coming so I left.

I am absolutely stunned because we were best friends in primary school and played soccer together for a club during high school.

What are your thoughts? I think this was completely unwarranted and I'm shocked..

TL;DR
Best friend from primary school tried to order a hit on me at the pub because I wrote something a little insensitive on his fb status.
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#5
Sounds like a little bitch to me.

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#6
So, your friend's a ****? Why don't you just beat the shit out of him, teach him a lesson?
#7
Should've sweeped the leg, johnny.
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#8
Also, that's not a 'hit'. He was gonna have his buff friends jump you. He wasn't paying them to have you killed.

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#9
he sounds like a bogan with no sense of humour. don't hang around those idiots, don't worry about it.

if he confronts you in your own personal space/time, use your karate intuition on his face.
#10
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Also, that's not a 'hit'. He was gonna have his buff friends jump you. He wasn't paying them to have you killed.


We call it that sometimes in Australia
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We call it that sometimes in Australia


Then what do you call real hits?

You, good sir, have not gone over to your friends house after a hard night of drinking to find 2 dudes passed out in the same room both holding their own flaccid cocks in hand, passed out, with porn on the tv.
#13
Just saw you're from western Sydney... Yeah.. That sh!t happens man. We're all f#cked in this town. Everyone is trying to "Staunch" us kind folk. "Staunch"... That's not even a freaking verb so don't use it like it is you incompetent twats!

Anyways... I really don't understand the way some people think these days, everyone's just trying to look tough, or get a reputation for kicking someones head in on the ground of a back ally in Blacktown. God damnit!
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Just saw your from western Sydney... Yeah.. That sh!t happens man. We're all f#cked in this town. Everyone is trying to "Staunch" us kind folk. "Staunch"... That's not even a freaking verb so don't use it like it is you incompetent twats!

Anyways... I really don't understand the way some people think these days, everyone's just trying to look tough, or get a reputation for kicking someones head in on the ground of a back ally in Blacktown. God damnit!


I know, It's absolutely pathetic that we have this sort of culture, I mean ****. He was meant to be my friend from primary school... They are too scared to do it themselves.

Also, RisingForce1990, we just call them assassinations. By we use the term hit sometimes for that too.
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#17
I think it's safe to say most school friends aren't worth it after you leave... from my experience anyway.

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#18
You've done karate for 8 years, Why didn't you just fly kick all of them?
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You've done karate for 8 years, Why didn't you just fly kick all of them?


I thought you posted already in this thread, and had a different avatar... but that wasn't you, it was Mr. Bungle. But what I found odd is that you're both from Australia... just like TS, too. Just had to say that
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#23
It seems to me he just didn't want to seem like a pussy to his mates.

I don't know. I just get this feeling that a lot of such cases are sparked because some guy wants to look tough.
#24
This is hilarious on so many levels.
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You've done karate for 8 years, Why didn't you just fly kick all of them?


thats pretty illegal here.
#26
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You've done karate for 8 years, Why didn't you just fly kick all of them?


We are taught to walk away and fight as last resort in karate. Even as an ex-state champ, there would have been me fighting three of them and there is always the possibility that you get hit the wrong way and end up in a coma.

I'd rather not fight and cause injuries to myself anyway.
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#28
Should of just gave them all epilepsy.
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Should of just gave them all epilepsy.

Haven't you learned in your 100 years of life on this earth that it's 'should have?' Should of doesn't make any sense.
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Well, in my corner of Australia
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#31
Goddamn Westies. Don't you at least have a Lebanese mate who can call his cousins to help?

/Post from a Shire kid.
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#32
"(to) call a hit" in various countries:

USA: pay someone to kill someone else
Australia: get some guys together to beat up an idiot for facebook drama
Netherlands: "Bro! Stop hogging the bong, it's my turn!"
#33
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Goddamn Westies. Don't you at least have a Lebanese mate who can call his cousins to help?

/Post from a Shire kid.


I freakin wish... and this was in my local town at my local pub too...
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#34
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TL;DR
Best friend from primary school tried to order a hit on me at the pub because I wrote something a little insensitive on his fb status.



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#35
Send your friend over to me, I will teach him a few techniques so he doesnt need muscles. Isnt that what its all about?
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Haven't you learned in your 100 years of life on this earth that it's 'should have?' Should of doesn't make any sense.

It was conversational. Meet me at the pub bitch.
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I freakin wish... and this was in my local town at my local pub too...

Well, go find him and bash him. And if you don't know any Lebanese dudes, get a Vietnamese street gang. Or at least some bogans to have yr back.
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#38
If it's my local pub the security guards will beat me up before you ever get to me.

What's wrong with 'should've,' anyway?

Even 'shoulda' woulda been betta.
#40
Haven't heard anything like that over here in Perth. Then again our northern suburbs are that full of poms we have england style violence >.> Having said that, chavs only attack in packs with a good 10:1 ratio.
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