Poll: What's your favourite 2nd post?
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View poll results: What's your favourite 2nd post?
I cum blood.
19 34%
I would.
20 36%
What you really need is a new amp.
34 61%
X is a hell of a drug.
24 43%
*insulting TS' mum* + ololololololol
22 39%
*being a grammar-nazi* ("It's YOU'RE, not YOUR!")
23 41%
Didn't read, lol
26 46%
*accusing TS of being an adbot*
29 52%
inb4 X
24 43%
*reported*
28 50%
Voters: 56.
#1
Ey Pit, whazzzzuuuup?


Tell me, what's your favourite 2nd post, right after the OP?

It might be something you like to post yourself or something that makes you laugh every time.

You can also add some I didn't mention here (maximum 10 poll options allowed).

(poll coming)

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The List


I cum blood.

I would.

What you really need is a new amp.

X is a hell of a drug.

*insulting TS' mum* + ololololololol

*being a grammar nazi* ("It's YOU'RE, not YOUR!")

Didn't read, lol

*accusing TS of being an adbot*

inb4 X

*reported*

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---> inb4 posting the entire list above
#2
None of those stock replies you idiots on this site find funny.
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#3
The one I just posted.

EDIT: Goddammit Kensai!
Don't mess up.
Last edited by HitTheLights81 at Aug 22, 2011,
#5
Quote by Kensai
None of those stock replies you idiots on this site find funny.
This one.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#6
Oh I'm the only one who voted. How deceptive.
This is why I don't like arguing on the internet.
Quote by damian_91
If only you could back that statement up.
Quote by Zombee
Wolfgang's Philadelphia Study. Look it up yourself.
Quote by damian_91
No need to, absurd generalizations aren't my thing.
#7
Quote by Kensai
None of those stock replies you idiots on this site find funny.

I find that highly offensive
They made me do push ups in drag

I'm gonna have a really hard time if we're both cannibals and racists.

Don't dress as a whore, he'll thump you.

I'm a firework, primed to go off
#9
I didn't like any of them......so I voted for all of them....
* If my punctuation seems off, it's because my shift button is broken *
#11
Quote by Kensai
None of those stock replies you idiots on this site find funny.



I voted for everything because I could, but you already knew that OP. You already knew.
#15
Oh and that new amp bullshit was never funny. Never once.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#16
I picked all of them because I could.

Though personally, I'm fond of this.
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Quote by The_Blode
she was saying things like... do you want to netflix and chill but just the chill part...too bad she'll never know that I only like the Netflix part...
Last edited by WCPhils at Aug 22, 2011,
#17
Quote by Rufusftw
What ever happened to the fog machine?



omg i forgot about that!

i havent been practicing my fog machine is probably why

pshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
#18
None of those standard jokes are funny, because they're standard. Humour is situational.
#19
Quote by element4433
Oh and that new amp bullshit was never funny. Never once.

I thought the "new fog machine-FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSHFSHFSHFSHFSHSFSSSSSSSSSSSSS" was.
Quote by Butt Rayge
Pretty sure Jesus was decaffeinated.


I'm just a hedonist without happiness
#20
Quote by doomded
I thought the "new fog machine-FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFSHFSHFSHFSHFSHSFSSSSSSSSSSSSS" was.
That wasn't funny either.
*-)
Quote by Bob_Sacamano
i kinda wish we all had a penis and vagina instead of buttholes

i mean no offense to buttholes and poop or anything

Rest in Peace, Troy Davis and Trayvon Martin and Jordan Davis and Eric Garner and Mike Brown
#21
Quote by Kensai
None of those stock replies you idiots on this site find funny.


Kensai and his witty 2nd posts




Quote by element4433
That wasn't funny either.


I think that because we trawl through this bullcrap all day, none of it is funny.
O.K.

“There's never enough time to do all the nothing you want.”
~ Bill Watterson


O__o
#22
Quote by element4433
That wasn't funny either.

It was, because I accidentally paved the way for that joke.
#24
There was a thread a while back that went something like this:

Post 1: I heard there was a UG chat?
Post 2: Yes.
Post 3: And?
Post 4: And that's all you need to know.
Post 5:

It was closed and stickied, and it was hilarious.
#25
Quote by laid-to-waste
Red Post Box picture x2

I see what you're trying to do, but unfortunately I didn't find it funny. Good attempt though...
Last edited by conor-figgy at Aug 22, 2011,
#26
Quote by conor-figgy
I see what you're trying to do, but unfortunately I didn't find it funny. Good attempt though...


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