#1
Yes, this article is from '07 but I still lol'd when I saw it

The finding that women who swallow semen and do not use condoms during vaginal sex, live longer and have reduced signs of ageing, has led one researcher to conclude that semen is a miracle potion that should be treasured by every woman.


Women who ingested semen orally were also found to increase their ability to succeed in jobs and wealth as well as brain power and have beautiful ageless glowing skin.

http://www.dailysquib.co.uk/most-popular/1092-semen-proven-to-increase-life-expectancy.html

Yet another excuse to not use a condom! (or get your woman to swallow)
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Last edited by MangoStarr at Aug 22, 2011,
#3
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#5
I read somewhere else that swallowing it is more likely to give you throat cancer than smoking. That could be bull, though.

Edit: ^wtf man
Last edited by vagelier at Aug 22, 2011,
#6
Needs more field testing.
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#7
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Women who ingested semen orally were also found to increase their ability to succeed in jobs
No wonder.
#9
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Needs more field testing.


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#12
^^

"Hey, baby. Did you know that my jizz is actually beneficial to your health?"
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hey Kensai, looks like you're getting some tonight.
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#15
I always knew women were only pretending to be interested in us to drain us of our life force!
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#16
It's also proven that ejaculation can increase life span. It relieves stress and whatnot.
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#19
Wait, is this for realsies??

...modes and scales are still useless.


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#20
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^^

"Hey, baby. Did you know that my jizz is actually beneficial to your health?"


actually, i was thinking

"if you don't come home with me, your life could be upto 35% shorter."

might be misunderstood, but that's her problem.
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#22
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that needs to go in the hipster thread
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#23
"Why use make-up, when I can just cum on your face and make your skin smoother."
sim simma

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#24
[21:24] <due> I'm going to swallow all of the semen
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#25
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[21:24] <due> I'm going to swallow all of the semen

I thought that was in confidentiality.
#27
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I thought that was in confidentiality.

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#30
Semen increases life expectancy? Well, no shit.
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#31
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"I, a 17-year-old student, know more about statistics and statistical analysis than professionals who get paid to do just that".


I doubt the claims made in that article were made by the scientists. Articles about science, like on Cracked, for example, often jump the gun on correlation/causation, and throw around "prove" like it's a frisbee.

As far as I can tell, semen was not "proven" to increase life expectancy.
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